Don't need people like him around.
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Strangest places you jerked off
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ok, ur da boss man
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For violating the terms of use of this place. Harassing people through PMing is not allowed. Even if you didn't mind it, someone else might have.
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oh, oops, guess my mouth slipped , yaaaay, im a junior member.
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Has anyone jacked in a movie theater?
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yes
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me and my m8 were at another mates house we were doin it and the other guy was asleep across the room while we were doin it lol
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Weirdest... weirdest... I think I've already done this, but I have a new one anyway. I was driving around the backroads of my town and I was feeling ultra horny so I pulled it out in the car and started going at it. I hadn't done it in a while so I stiffened up real fast was ready to blow after a few minutes. I didn't want to shoot it in the car, it would have been messy, so I stopped off the side of the road in the back of a school and blew my load near the garbage cans that were there. It was night so there weren't any kids or anything... but boy, does it feel great to do it in "public."
I find it extremely hard to not "elaborate" and lie in a story with something like 'Then a girl came and sucked me off.' It's not because I wanna lie for an image... I just have an active imagination. So I kinda know why people make up those stories. ^^
And yes, I do hate it when someone's sig looks like part of their post.
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Story #1 - the girls lockeroom Back when i was in college i worked for the maintainence department. i was working with the locksmith putting new locks on doors, so i had KEYS!!! One late afternoon day after all classes were basically over, i headed towards the girl basketball lockeroom. the whole athletic building was so quiet . both auditoriums were empty, the raquetball courts were empty, and the olympic size pool was empty. it was so quiet.So i decided to take a chance, i headed toward the lockeroom door and unlocked it, went in, and re-locked it from inside. i was so nervous yet so much excited because i was ready to have some fun!!! i went looking through all the girls lockers and found many interesting things. i found tampons, pads, condoms, panties, thongs, etc. For some reason i had the urge to take some tampons and some panties, purple panties. while there i was so horny with so much adreanline pumping i decided to have somemore fun. i went to the hamper that was there, that was full of all types of clothes like basketball jerseys, and the girls personal clothes. i looked at the hamper and lifted most of the clothes out and jerked off in it, it was great. i replaced the other clothes back on top and left. but when i left i also left the door unlocked to leave doubt that the last person in there forgot to lock it, so to leave it possible for any guy to have jerked off in it. not only people with keys, such as me. As for what happened with the items i took from the lockeroom stay tuned for Story #2!!!
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Dude, this is not the place for fictional stories. There are other Web sites that are better suited for that.
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Why are you assuming that's a fictional story? Sounds pretty reasonable to me.
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"Story #1 - the girls lockeroom :laughing:" was the first clue. "As for what happened with the items i took from the lockeroom stay tuned for Story #2!!!" was the second.
Did you understand James Frey's books to be works of non-fiction?
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A guy works for facilities and has a key and goes into the locker room when no one is there and whacks off. Not so weird. He didn't say there were girls in there and they made him their love slave for three days or anything like that. It' really not so bizarre.I could care less about James Frey's book. Didn't read it. All I know is what I've heard and read about it. Why do you ask?
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> Why do you ask?
It has to do with credulity.
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Yeah, that's what I thought...and frankly exactly what I've come to expect of you. You're saying that because I think his story could be credible, I must be a gullible idiot who beleives everything put before me. Not only does that assertion piss me off, it's also probably the largest leap of logic I've seen on this board in a while. Please stop doing that.
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The point is, where does your credulity end? It's no more or less logical than asking about the weather.We can't prove whether the poster's story is true or not; since that's the case, its veracity falls on a spectrum of probability. You seem to think that it's probably true (or you're fishing for an argument), and I think it's probably false. There is no predicate logic to be used here, so what you just said makes no sense.
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Steve, that is such arrogant, pretentious bullshit. There is as much reason to believe his story is true as there is any story you've told here...or I've told here. What it boils down to is that, for some reason, you don't believe it, so anyone who does is suspect.This is tiring. I'm going home to play with the babies now.
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You have your opinion, I have my opinion. You think it's 50-50, I don't. You seem not to have an issue with the story format of the post, and I do. And so it goes.
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lmao
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In reply to:
And so it goes.
And that is absolutely one of the finest songs Billy Joel ever recorded.