Strangest places you jerked off

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o yeah i forgot i did it in the back room of one of my old jobs why every one else was in the front

i did it in a bed shared with my cousins friend on vacation, he was sleeping, and never noticed, then i came on the back of his boxers when he was sleeping, only a small load though, it dried quick

Well, whats strangeWas watching tv at a gf's place, she was there also, and they were fucking on tv (no bodyparts to be seen) but the thought she was there got me horny and so hard. She noticed and laughed, so i whipped it out and jacked tha meat as she watched me eventually cum, damn that was hot

Jacking off:1) School classroom (I was the only one in it though)2) Backyard3) On the kayak4) While driving down the freeway5) In a client's office (inside my glass front office)6) Work toilet7) In a poolvarious others.Sex:1) In a client's office (inside my glass front office)2) In a client's office (at a cubicle office)3) On the beach4) In a large lakeside parkthere's probably more places in the pipeline Not that I plan it, but if it feels good at the time...

I did it in the back of a car cuz it was really hot and it felt perfect and also in the jacuzzi.

I have masturbated in several strange places. Most involve public restrooms. The mall is my fave. The best was the womens restroom at a department store. I stood outside watching the door. I made it look like I was waiting for someone. When I was sure there was nobody in there, I went in and selected a stall. Within a few minutes, the girls (women/whatever) started coming in. I listend to them use the toilets and got very hard. Started stroking and came. Of course, I had to be very quite when I came. Anyone else use the opposite sex bathroom on purpose?

Hmm, I've done it in a classroom with no one there while working on a paper on one of the school computers. In an airplane bathroom and while at the beach in the water far away from the actual coast.

Just added a new place to my list (sex):5) Server room

strangest place ive jerked of in was the public sauna, and in girls changing rooms..funny thing was they saw me and didn't mind =P

Too bad some husband/BF didn't catch you and beat your ass. :grin:

1. Outside in an alley. It was snowing but I didn't care. It was in the middle of the night, so I don't think anyone saw. Not that I would've minded at that moment, as I was slightly pissed.2. In class.3. In the train (both toilet and cabin).4. Outside on a bench on the ferry from Calais to Dover.5. In the middle of a playground. Though it was nighttime, someone might have seen from their window. I didn't care at the time, I was a quite drunk. 6. Ages ago at a sleepover.

ye lol id be in trouble

In a class..twice >_>And a few fields and stuff.

in the school toilets probably. I wasn't caught though :grin:

you know it's interesting you mention getting caught. I did get "called out" once. It was at a department store and the bathrooms were down this super long hallway. I mean, it was like the middle of nowhere, Anyways, I was in the restroom for about 5 minutes and one of the store managers came in and it happened to be a female. She asked if I was ok since I had been in there awhile. I have a higher pitched voice than most men and I answered her. She asked me to come out because she felt something wasn't right. I have long black hair that I usually wear in a pony tail...and I have man boobs (from losing weight). So she mistook me for a female. She did however questioned me asking me if I was a transgendered person because she wasn't sure. I said yes that I was a male living as a female and before they will do the full surgery, I had to live with a penis for another year. This sounds like bull, but there are some doctors that will do a partial surgery so that you can change your mind if you so desire.So if you want to "get away with it" once or twice as I have, go for it. It's been 5 years since I have done this.

Wow. So you could dress up as a girl and they wouldn't suspect anything =D
They don't do partial surgery really, just give you estrogen so you develop breasts and change your voice but don't remove the genitals.
Not that i know much about it xD

In a cave on off a trailin my female cousin's bedin the middle of a feild at nightat the top of one of those slides that you see at the parkin the movie theater.in the practice room that we have in the band room at my school.behind the school theater during one of the playsthe list goes on

Thought I would answer this since I haven't yet...I have masturbated while driving and I got off, and my family was in there too. And no one knew what I was doing, but they are little kids so they wouldn't.

Yes :open_mouth: I was actually in a stall in the womens restroom at a public department store. I got off listening to anyone that came to use the other stalls for whatever purpose. While I was in there (a whopping 5-6 minutes Maybe a little longer) there was at least one woman that masturbated herself while I was in listening. That really sent me over the edge. :sunglasses:

i went with my my and her freind t fortinos i staye din the car while they went to get lunch and i jacked off in my mom's freind's car she came back and she said it smelled like laundry detergent