Wheres the weirdest places you have masturbated?

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I once masturbated in a bed w/ my brother sleeping and in a room w/ lots of window, but nobody saw me.

Juilliard

I masturbated while driving my van home from work(long drive at night), but that aint so weird. I actually had the cruise control on and was able to get both feet on the floor in order to thrust my hips up to suck my penis head. That was the weirdest combination of place and method. I usually suck myself, but doing it while behind the wheel at 70mph was pushing the envelope.

I have not done this yet, but I plan to masturbate at the moviesin the following places:my seat, my parents in the row in front of meand on the way home

I can imagine the news reports: "The body was found in the wreck of the van in the driver's seat in an unusual position . . ."

I can imagine the news reports: "The body was found in the wreck of the van in the driver's seat in an unusual position . . ."LOL!! Seriously, even with all safety precautions, masturbating while driving is NEVER a good idea!

You're right there! I do stupid things when I am in that mood.

just to clarify things, these following places are places where i have masturbated to ejaculation, just in case some of you think just rubbin it is enough lol anyway here we go:every room of my housethe woods with my friendevery one of my friends housesthe beachback seat of a bus with someone in the seat infrontschool toiletsheaps and heaps of public toiletstoilets at swimming poolsplay groundsair plane toileteverywhere around the parks near my house, like, inbetween some shrubs, i love wanking outsideEVERYWHERE

In my 'friends' room while he was in showerAlso in his bathroomEverywhere in my houseIn my class room while no one was thereIn the school toiletsIn the cinema watching From Hell

Almost everywhere, espceially places that might get me noticed. That's the hottest thing u can do away from home. I do it anywhere anytime, if I want it, I'll get it. Its fun especially that "i might get caught" feeling, which usually furthers my excitment.

i've masterbated in an airplane lavatory... it feels really really good

Airplane lavatory?? Oh man you haven't had it until you've tried it in a Port-a-Potty.. That's the best...

umm my weirdest place so far has been school bathroom ya that was awesome

The two weirdest places I have masturbated would be at a baseball game and on a campout. At the baseball game, (little legue) I went in the woods, go behind a tree, and went at it. I also masturbated in a tent with some other friends.

a porta potty hmmm i should try that

I've masturbated in my car when It stalled on the highway b4 I went for help. I don't know what got into me.

In a church spier

Scotland...

I don't think she said she jerked her brother off, she was saying that she jerked her bf off in the same room as her brother... from what i understood, under a blanket during a movie.

Hey buddy, that was a long time ago (3 months). Without re-reading everything, I believe that issue was later clarified. Pls watch the posted dates when responding. Most aren't interested in old dead posts.