Compliments ONLY

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I dont remember if you or grvtykillr is the bigger asshole but I like both of you guys.

Welcome back, and fuck you too!

Where has Mr. U been? I feel neglected.

I am the bigger asshole.Not because of size, my poop hole is tiny ! but just because I take so much pride in my assholism.Can I pay myself a compliment on this thread?its sorta third handed...Angel told me that "its strange how you manage to be so scathing and go out of your way to do it too"and I think it was meant as a compliment.

May I compliment you and Steve on your assholery?

Yeah I appreciate that shit.Large assholes are underrated Why would someone want their shit all scrunched up from the anal musclesI want that loose mangayo mang

I'm an asshole. Lick me.

I always accept compliments from hot girls, thats why I was so thrilled with angels email to me when I got home this afternoon !

I think that request would be better if asked of waffle Steve.

Please save that for the sex forumsoperation boner suppression

loool.
Can never suppress a boner!

You said: Sorry for being an asshole when I first signed up I actually appreciate this board

Then Ineligible said: "That's very nice to hear, BigPunisher."

Then you said: "hey Ineligible
I was just having fun with you, Im not really"

So, in keeping with the theme of this thread, I'll have to say that you're not a sorry asshole. Just a regular one.

My asshole is tight and I have perfect and total control of it. I like to jerk off while I poop with a clothes pin on my nose so the smell doesnt kill the mood.With my anal muscle control I can squeeze my turds and pinch them here and there. This is much like slowley having a brown long string of anal beads pulled from your rectum, all in all not a bad thing.Thats why I do not want nor allow anything bigger than a finger to poke me in the brown eye, I do not want it stretched out and ruin my self pleasure poopy anal bead thing.I think I complimented myself once more on how great my butthole talents are so Iv still managed to keep in line wiht the rules of this thread... sorta.

I compliment thee for the things you said and not lurking old posts !

I compliment thee for outsmarting the mods, and having the balls to come back after being banned twice...and being allowed to stay, once you were found out.You have proven that persistence can overcome weakness of spirit, and you're an inspiration to us all.

i just want to compliment everybody!! big love to all!!becky xx

OH INDEEDindeed indeedhm yes

thanks Steve, I caught the tail end of the stream but couldn't scoll up far enough to see who it was aboutNow I feel all warm and tingly.... I LOVE YOU GUYS!!and yes, Lisa... I have been remiss in my duties, haven't Ihow ever can I make it up to you?

Im sorry i said I was the bigger asshole Mr U, but you havnet been here to defend that title, its been easy for me to take it, besides Im the one that went on vacation in the warm salty air to... wait, Im wrong, yu are the bigger asshole :frowning: damn, I lost congradulations

it's funny... the whole time I was paddling in the bath warm ocean, I never once thought of you.oh, btw... the first sun set I saw there