common leave the car park for the cars only lol
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Wheres the weirdest places you have masturbated?
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Suddenly I'm craving a salad.
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cucumber sandwich delish???? laffin
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If they only knew what you'd be doing with it five minutes after you bought it.You know you might just want to plant a cucumber garden in your yard so you don't have to go all the way to the supermarket to get one.
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Can I be your gardener Angel?
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In reply to: If they only knew what you'd be doing with it five minutes after you bought it or if your dinner guests knew what you'd been doing earlier that dayI'm going to the fridge now to see if I can find some ripe fruit to add to the salad
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Hmm the wierdest? On the bus ride home from Las Vegas with my Marching Band (in the bus, not all jacking off at the same time :P). It was dark in the bus and a lot of people were asleep, so yea.
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hey crazydog, everyone was a sleep? - I hope noone didn't catch you?
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Me, 3 male friends, and 4 female friends were all camping out in 2 tents. After playing a few games of spin the bottle I ended up in one tent with 3 girls, and I had my arm round one of them ('cos I kinda liked her) and she kept sayin dirty things to me in secret...anyway i got really horny and started to jack off under the sleeping bag. I cummed in my boxers and told her, if only we were alone....
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I once did it in a public libray. a couple times in a bathroom but once I did it in the hall way of the libary. and I was not caught.
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Variety of places....train toilets, swimming pool changing cubicles, in a ditch while out cycling, in the corner of a park once because i needed to waste some time before my piano lesson(!), in a tent in the woods with my friend and next a guy in the urinals of a 'gay' public toilet
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on the home from a football match in the back of a friends car and he didnt notice
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In the library at college.I was studying for a test in the library at like 4:30 AM and there was this problem I just couldn't figure out how to do. For some reason, i put my hand in my pants and start strokin' (might have been rubbing i honestly don't remember). I wasn't even getting hard, it was probably because i was really trying to solve this problem, I guess it was just something to do... After about 5 minutes, I got hard and finished the problem and went to the bathroom to take care of my business.
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Well im still pretty small since Ive not hit puberty, so i can do it pretty easily anywhere... before I ws circumcised i had natural lube too.... ive done it in the back seat of a car while ppl were driving... in the movies... In an airplane...Never did it at school tho.l
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In reply to: Into a book at the uni library - I closed it up. i've heard of guys doing it in different places but that has to be the weirdest ones. i'd hate to be the next person to take the book out. must have been a good book
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In reply to:--------------------------------------------------------------------------------i've heard of guys doing it in different places but that has to be the weirdest ones. i'd hate to be the next person to take the book out. must have been a good book--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Hiya Hay-J,Ha-ha, I can’t actually remember the book. I studied economics, so I know for sure that would not have been the source of my inspiration! When I think back on it now it was pretty risky (and wrong for the benefit of SteveA and sdp); but at the time it felt right and I just went beyond the point of no return and then splat - the book copped it Stupidly, I confessed my sins on a surf week-end to three mate a couple of weeks ago now; they paid me out big time for doing it. They even stole the book I was reading and told me they were “befouling” it when-ever I asked after it. It is with apprehension that our next surfing week-end has arrived tomorrow (it is a long week-end in Oz) and I‘m hoping my friends have moved on. I think that I’m hoping for too much as I still haven‘t got my book back; I certainly will not be asking for it. Luckily it wasn’t a library book Keep swinging,Sparkus
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Made a big mistake telling your friends there. Guys love to latch onto something like that to slag each other off over here.
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I'm a good masturbator now though; no sticky pages anywhere that I'm aware of. But it was still one of the weirdest, and obviously most shamful, places I've jacked it.
I am SO GLAD I dont have that problem.... Cleanup is simple for me :P
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Difficulty cleaning up after masturbation? Answer--one word: teflon.
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No.. I don thave any difficulty cleaning up at all, there's nothing to clean up yet lol
