Wheres the weirdest places you have masturbated?

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It probably isn't weird, but I did it in my friend's mom's bathroom once.

in a public bathroom

the weirded place i've masturbated is with my vagina lol.....j/k

Just the other day during gym class, i got to leave early for some things I had to do. Well they keep the locker rooms locked during class time. So i was the only one locked in there and I couldn't help myself. So i went into the shower area and jacked it but i made sure everything fell on the filter so it'd wash down and no one would notice. But man that was cool.

at school just like...2 weeks ago i really really turned on my gf so we went to a costadian room and she blew he hard and i fingered her.i came all over her face

That's pretty hot.

A girl that I worked with used to always talk about sex with me. Really explicit & kinky. So one day we were super horny, and went to a conference room and shut the door.

She sat down in a chair and took out my cock. She gave great blowjobs, and I grabbed her head and started fucking her mouth. It was only like 2 minutes and I came inside her mouth. She swallowed most it, but there was so much cum that some of it was spilling out of her mouth.

I wanted to fuck her on the table, but the doors couldn't lock so she didn't want to have her pussy wide open with someone walking in.

Sorry to stray from the original topic, but getting your cock sucked is usually better than jerking it.

I think this one is weird as it was a re-enactment of a scene out of a movie. In the ‘Masturbation in Movies’ thread oneteen highlighted “Blue Lagoon” as having his funniest masturbation scene Well being down the coast I couldn’t resist. I found some isolated rocks (smoothed by the ocean); nuded up (well dropped the speedos); went for it “Blue Lagoon” style (using nice long strokes) so any-one behind me would have known what I was up to (I would have probably died if anyone had); and went about creating my own liquid spray (it was rad).I was spent afterwards. I ended up having to do some sun worshipping to give my body time to recover. I could have gone again it felt that great, but thought better of it. Rational thoughts at such a time - one of the joys of growing up Step into the liquid,Sparkus

my grandmas house alone in the back of my moms car in a hospital parking lot and in a comcast parking lot in my moms car also alone

I've done it in an airplane bathroom, many other bathrooms like stores and stuff( Target, Wal-Mart, Etc.) In my back yard, in my friends moms room on her panties, in science class, and I think those are the wierdest, and of course my room, bathroom, and computer but those arent really all that wierd.

pool changing area & a rest stop in Illinois

granparents attic when no-one was there. behind a tree on the way home, the path was deserted.

im not sure if the two place i have masturbated are weird but here they are
1. in a bathroom in some pizza place

2. in my moms friends house while i was looking at her bra and panties. i even toke some of her panties also and still have them :blush:

:blush: Yeah I love to do it into panties as well

i didnt do it in to her panties but my bro's ex is comeing to my house sometime this month i think well she left her bathing suit at my house and im thinking after i masterbate in my room i put my cum in her bathingsuit bottom

wierdest place... id have to say my friends backyard... his room is in the back of the house and the window was wide open. i just kept thinking, "please dont look please dont look...

Once I masturbated in my school class 1 month ago :P Although I didn't ejaculate and I didn't reach orgasm, I didn't have the time and I just couldn't... There was that girl I liked that was wearing an orange trouser that left some inches of her legs uncovered and the way she was sitting the trouser gone up and more skin was revealed and I was rubbing my dick while enjoying that great view...

I have also masturbated (and ejaculated) in my cousin's bed, my cousin's toilet and a hotel room. But I always masturbate in front of the PC while looking at pics of hot girls...

I've done it three times during different lessons at school.

on a balcony with neighbours mum watching in spain. (dint know she was there honest! she jsut laughed and went inside

Masturbated while walking my dogs in a public park.It was bout 10 at night, so there was noone there, and I had a large coat as it was quite cold. My legs felt they were goin to buckle!

I was looking after my friends house for the night all alone, and had a long anal session on top of the corner kitchen tabletop. I spread my legs open across it, feet tensed and fingered and stroked myself. What was handy was the sink which was next to me as i used the tap water as lube It was getting uncomfotable after about five mins but in the end so satisfying, and I was always scared of someone just coming home out of the blue.