Corrupt-a-Wish

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granted, but you dont realize its loaded then you shoot yourself in the foot.I wish that I can breath under water.

Granted, but you inhale parasites that colonize your body, and pop out of your chest like they did in Alien.I wish I didn't have to keep whacking my TV to make the picture viewable.

granted but, after one good days worth of clear t.v. watching it blows up:Pi wish i had a super computer and all of the knowledge about everything and anything:D lol

granted but the computer makes itself arms and legs and smashes you.

I wish didn't get old.

granted instead you regress in age untill you become and infant:Pi wish i was indestructable:P

Granted but everything you touch explodes.I wish I pissed 100 proof liquor.

Granted, but it would really burn your urethra.

I wish my turds turned to gold after exiting my body.

granted, but after a night out, you shit yourself in your sleep and now have gold melded to your anus and thighs and will have to have it melted off leading to amputations of your favorite part.I wish Ididnt have to drive in this daned shitty weather to take my son 20 miles to his school basketball game tonight.

Granted but you have to drive him to soccer practice instead, 50 miles away.I wish my dick could touch the floor.

Granted but it can never get hard.I wish I was the strongest man in the world.

granted but you kill everyone you touch.I wish I would be able to go back in time.

Granted but you get stuck in the ice age and freeze to death.I wish I had an xbox 360.

Granted, but the games all suck.I wish Madonna and Courtney Love would get together and have a sing-a-long with me.

granted but then they would try to kiss each other...yuck.I wish I could control the entire moose population take over the worl.

(You made my wish even better...smokin'!)

Granted, but the moose would learn to fly and go to another planet.

I wish I could play basketball like Shaquille O'Neil, but without all the injuries.

Granted but you miss the world championship winning freethrow.I wish I never had homework.

Granted but now your test and exams last for days and weeks.I wish I was born with all the knowledge in the world.

Granted, but now you know your parents like to get freaky a lot and did it in your bed.I wish I could dance like Ellen DeGeneres...

Granted but you go to a popular club and someone breaks your legs for having Marthas dance moves.I wish I could be superman.

ganted but your him with no superpowers and everyone everwhere throw rocks at you cos u cant save no one.i wish everyone lived like the native ppl of the amazon rain forrest naked and in huts