!!!Why can men FART but not us woman !!!

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I have a guy friend who doesn't think that females can fart, burp, or any of that sort. I couldn't help but laugh so I let out a nice loud burp for him lol.

Has your friend ever been with a girl?

"!!!Why can men FART but not us woman !!!"Why the hell not? If he can fart, you can too. Especially if you don't like his farts. Just start letting them rip around him and if he doesn't like it, tell him that if he stops you'll stop. heheIf you can't fart around him, what good is he anyways! And, it's not quite fair to expect someone to tolerate your farts if you can't stand theirs! It goes both ways, ya know...Support him... when he lets one rip tell him what a good one that was. Then say "Don't know if I can top that but... phhhfffdddd ....What do you think honey?"

Ever since I posted this, I still can't get up the nerve to do that in front of him. The longer I stay with him an accident bound to peep out.

lol..you're gunna find this funny..I am 18 I get turned on when a girl farts. I'm not some geek in his basement either, I play football, and have had some girlfriends. I am to embarressed to tell anyone. See, you never know what's he is gunna say until you do it. lol...I wish some of the girls I had gone out with would have done it in front of me on a date or in bed but they were always to afraid. They had no idea that it turned me on..lol

If a woman farts in front of you, it means that either she feels very comfortable around you, or she has a digestive system issue. Either way, it's fine with me.

Haha prx and i then are super confortable with each other then. If we lie in bed it's like "hey you mind if i fart?" "Not at all." *lifts covers*

If I fart in bed I get bitched at for an hour, it doesnt turn her on at all. An hour for farting in bed is nothing compared to the lecture that comes for farting in the car after i lock the windows out.
Ya know though you coud force a girl to fart in bed.
nail her ass and you force air in pull out your wang and she will HAVE to fart. hold her down and tickle her, she will let one bust.

Oh that's mean! I would fight back! LOL.

I read somewhere that you should never hold a fart in because the fart will travel up your spine, into your brain, and that is where shitty ideas come from. Also, I firmly believe if you want him to know you love him, sit on his lap and let off a wet one. I guarantee he'll propose marriage. Extra bonus love if you do that in a public place...I am awfully fond of elevator farts. Timing is essential. You have to wait until the doors are shut and your floor is the next stop. That gives it opportunity to invade everyones breathing air, at which point they realize they are breathing in air which was once in your ass. It's always polite to turn, look back at all the disgusted faces, and admit guilt, apologize, then walk out of the elevator a happy person. One final Jerry Springer-type thought on the matter.After having been in Paris, (the city, not the actress) I must say we Americans put too much into the prevention of bodily functions. I once stood in a line, behind 2 very very attractive french women, and although I had no clue what they were saying, they each let out a few good rancid butt rumblers, giggled, then looked at me, as if I should have either complimented them on their form, stance, longevity, and "odeur," or at least joined in with a good one of my own. Being the "ugly American" that I am, I couldn't muster one up, nor could I have matched the distinct parfume de asscheeks that they so boldly expressed. As I look out the window now, at a blanket of freshly fallen white snow, I can only imagine what kind of skidmarks covered their skivvies.

fight or not, you still would fart

I read somewhere that you should never hold a fart in because the fart will travel up your spine, into your brain, and that is where shitty ideas come from. Maybe that's why I have brain farts?? LMAO! Now I have farted in front of my Mom before. Well she does it in front of me! When growing up between my Dad and my little brother, the house always had a rotten egg smell. Yuckie

hey does that anal sex and tickle thing actually work..?

because it's not lady like. Thats is that how it's been.

its also not appropriate for long dead threads to bed ug up after 32 days and not even add anything worth while or important to the thread.Shame on you, Im calling your mother

Honestly I try not to in front of woman. I think it's rude and gross at that.

First off, so long as they are not going down on you at the time, its fine.Second why wake up an old dead thread to add nothing of any value?

it is a double standard, but it only goes to re-enforce that women are better than men.

Ha when I see a really pretty woman, I don't want to imagine her farting or having a bowl movement.