Definitions you never wanted to know....

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I spend some time at Urban Dictionary and often find some good shit, mostly stupid shit but once in a while it makes me gigle like a school girl, alot of these terms I listed today I see spelled out in various posts on this site and so thought I would include them to shorten longer posts in the future.3 Ball - To cover your whole dick with your forskin then to hide your dick under the flesh of you balls. This makes it look like you have 3 balls....with no dickArabian Goggles - To put both of your testicles on someone's eyes while they are sleepingBone of Contention - A hard-on that causes an argument.Bloody Love - The act of fucking a girl while she is on the ragBlumkin - Get BJ while taking a dumpFarktual - 1. Something that isn't really true but is wished by people to be true when making a point on Fark. Usually used by liberals to attack conservatives.2. Fake, but accurate.Fuck-paint - Semen. The opaque white liquid that is ejaculated from the penis after climaxGoat kiss - When someone's balls are placed on someone elses chin and kissed. Italian Hanger - A sexual position involving the man kneeling while holding the woman's thighs on either side of his hips, as she is on her back.RLP-"real life pervert"Scrote-Mugging - The act of placing your sweaty ball-sack on the rim your evil, micro-managing bosses coffee mug. Must be done immediately prior to the above mentioned boss having a drink (IE. no credit if the mug gets washed). Also preferably leaving some trace of duck butter for visual verification.Spoke Blowing - The act of blowing on someone elses hemroidsTater Nuts - Well endowed Sack of Testicles well having Small Penile Shaft

gross

Iv ended up knowing alot ore women then I do men. Everyone of them has told me abouta b/f that has asked for this, none of them though admit to having done it.

I am always up for new kinky things, but really whats the point? and what sort of a girl would do it? i certainly wouldnt be interested i dating a girl that was willing to do that. but uhhh if some girl I was dating ofered it I wouldnt turn it down either, walk i when Im busting a grumpy and just start sucking who am i to pull her off?of course Id have to dump her after.

OMG thats gross..............I'm up for anything kinky, within reason but thats just horrible LOL

Could not agree more Angel.. if anyone even ASKED me to do that they'd be kicked to the curb LoL.

There Kinky and than there's gross, and that's deff gross LoL

hot carl, dirty sanchez, brown tie, etc. for jokes yes, doing them no. i would not and don't know if i could shit while receiving a bj.

Fuck-paintbaby batter

howsitgoinehI think the blumpkin came about by men who realised thet they enjoyed prostate stimulation but still had homophobic hang-ups about their bums.

LOL to the howsitgoineh thing! It makes us sound like we're some odd isolated race.

in a way, we are.Anyway, I couldn't resist the temptation to set the record straight

jusbin ootanaboot eh

my friend got a blumpkin at a show when he took a crap in the girls bathroom and a drunk girl went in to give him a BJ