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I've just discovered that my fly was completely down. Last time that I would have touched it was about 6 hours ago. Since then I've been doing a lot of walking about in public.Anyone else have any interesting fly stories?

Trousers with button flies are often a pain to get your dick out of cos they tend to not go down as far, plus you stand there for ages afterwards in the lavatory trying to put it back up, which just looks like your playing with yourself. BUT you can ddo them up on the bus without making a noise, thus averting suspicion.

Personally I have no problem getting my fly back up :P. I think I just plain forgot today.

My fly was eays to get up today cos its a zip, but I have one pair of those button ones...not like those buttons that clip on to themselves, but those buttons that need to be pushed through button holes

I do. I bought a pair of jeans from walmart for like $5, sad but true. I was wearing them one day, and I kept noticing how breezy things felt down there. I was walking on campus with plenty of people around, and I didnt want to just reach down and start feeling to see if my zipper was up. So I go between 2 buildings to check, and sure enough it was open. I try to zip them up, and discover that my zipper is broken. I had on a short shirt that couldnt cover my open zipper, and I didnt have a jacket either. I was forced to walk around with an open fly. People kept gesturing for me to zip it, but it was broken. So embarassing. So I decide to visit one of my professors offices to get a safety pin. I get it, seal my fly the best way I could, and go to my next class. As soon as I sat down, the pin popped and stabbed me in the thigh. The rest of the day I walked around with my fly open. And the moral of the story is never buy jeans from walmart.

LOL!! I am sorry. I don't mean to laugh, but that is sooo funny. Let's just say I have empathy for you and this particular situation. Damn Wal-Mart. lol

If I told the same story my moral would of been dont use a saftey pin to pic your pants shut and its ok to miss a few classes to change pants if your genitals are feeling a breeze.I try to buy nothgn from walmart if I can get out of it pants, shorts, food, jack shit. but wiht out takig a trip to the city my choices are limited and Im stuck with walmart often, however never for clothes, clothes can wait till I make a trip to the city where I have some choices

yep, same thign here, except it was my friends dad that told me to zip it up...soooo embarassing

Hold on, let me punch Lisa in the eye for laughing at me Ok. I feel better now. If I lived on campus I would have changed clothes, but I have a 30-40 minute commute to class. So if I left campus, I wasnt coming back. I usually dont shop at walmart either, but I couldnt pass up the deal.

its all amatter of self respect and what you think of yourself over what other people think of you.if you can handle hangin out (pun intended) all day rather then missing a couple classes to run home and change or a trip to a local store to gra some new ones, then more power to ya, I knw few people that woudnt of left rather then go the day like that.

oo i had that happen once standin around with a bunch of my friends with a nice breeze on an area that usually doesnt get to breezy but it was pretty enjoyable

when its not below freezing outside I often times head outside naked asid efor my robe to smoke after sex, a breeze blowing across mr pecker often times wakes him up and prepares him for another episode of the ole in out in out. of course naked days in teh woods are better a cool breeze across your ass in th sun in a meadow humping your girl is a great and grand thing. maybe busitng outta your pants isnt such a whoops after all eh ?

i hear ya,sex outside sounds like fun lol hmm sex in the rain i wonder if theyd make a song out of that,replace the dam "dancin in the rain"

One time me and my friend went out to the pub and I went for a piss and I came back and he said I was flying low so I tried to do it up but it was broke. So anyway we leave the pub and I am standing behind a dumpster trying to do my zipper up and my friends like "get it up, get it up" and I look over and this paper boy was standing not far away the other side of the dumpster and the look on his face was priceless. He must of thought I was an impitent guy getting a hand job.Another time I walked around town and got home and found out I was flying low, that time not my falt since the zipper in those jeans tends to "drift" down. So now its a good old saftey pin job. Luckly my pink love badger didnt poke his head out of his hidey hole as sometimes he does with buttonless boxers.

Iv had sex in the rain in the mountains, it was fucking great, sweating like pigs, fucking on a blanket with a cool rain hitting your back and ass, it was fucking great

lol sounds like a bundle of fun,and atleast in the rain youd get a little cooled off

Sex in the rain is on our list too. But since it's coming in to winter we'll hold off on it. Dying of hypthermia is not on my to-do list.

i thought it was coming out of winter?

Our good friend Joe here lives on the Southern Hemisphere.

ooo ok