My showers can take 40 mins and i dont bat off . That is mean to me
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To parents w/ kids and found out they jerk off...
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lol my shower usually takes about 5+ minutes if i decide to whack my willy 10+
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I dont have any children but everyone does it at some point its only natural so I dont think I would make a big deal of it.
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I would cut off their penis in an instant.
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Why?
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Because I am a jackass and you can't sense sarcasm.
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If Im gonna be inthe shower all day, Ill take a bath and follow it with a 2 inute shower to rinse off after.If im in the shower its to hurry, I can shower and be dry in easy 5 minutesf, thts all a shower takes.I jerk off inthe shower myself, that an extend it to 10 or 15 minutes, What in the good fuck are you doing for 40 minutes ?Besides that why is it men to insinuate that you jerk off inteh shower?If your not, then your missing out, i suggest you go shower now and play a lil five knuckle shuffle while your in there.
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I hardly yank my shit in the shower... I can be in and out clean and dry with clothes on and ready to go aywhere in 7 minutes.. Yeah I timed it, so what?But, yeah what IN the good fuck ARE you doing for 40 minutes? Somtimes i'll just ALMOST turn the cold right off, crank up the hot, and just stand in 1 spot with my eyes closed and I dunno, Baths are never relaxing, I always get a erection.
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i can easily take a 20 to 30 minute shower without beatin the meat. I actually find showers relaxing with the warm water hitting you and such, and i don't want to get out. Also when i am in the shower i have no idea why but my mind starts racing and i just think.
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yer, showers r soo relaxing with the hot water running over ur body..nice, warm, mmmm. baths r nice but i cant handle being in the hot water very long.i can take very long showers just cuz i like them. and my mind tends 2 race all the time but, maybe it slows down a bit in the shower. its nice. i do sing in the shower tho but i sing almost everywhere so what ever....i used 2 learn speachs by sticking them to the ouside of the shower glass so i can practice in the shower. good excuse 4 a nice looooonnngggg shower