well dude then i can just whack em with my legs and according to the cripple in scary movie 2 i can do other things as well.....
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Why can't white men dance?
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The next time you know you need to wear heels, I recommend walking in them for a WHOLE day, don't take them off, no matter how much they hurt! Suck it up and be a woman! Unless you get a blister, then I would suggest taking them off immediately. Usually, you get used to walking in them, and your feet don't hurt so much.
My boyfriend cannot dance for the life of him. I try to hide the fact that I'm laughing my ass off at him, but it just shows sometimes. If he would just stand there, like a pole, I could stripper dance off him, and I would be okay with that.
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Relevant Dave Chapelle video (with John Mayer)
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STEVIE!!!! YAYY!
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i am grand master of the hokey pokey.
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I notice more and more you call her x-bitch, she thing, good names like that where once you called her your x wife. I think that speaks alot of progress
actually, at first she was "Mrs X" because when we were still together I reffered to her as "Mrs U"... actually spoke fairly highly of her here on the forum.
Now, I think I've actually become rather cozy with the moniker "fucktard" as it's quite accurate.thanks for noticing my progress buddy!
