Why can't white men dance?

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ooo lol that is funny,and i think your full of bull dookie you butt

it is funny.. and also just adding to all the other observations and acceptions listed so far...
I'm a musician (at least I was) so I have a sense of rythem. I'm also quite coordinated... excellent propriorceptor system (I know what my limbs are doing when i can't see them) Studied some marshal arts... I'm even an accomplished lover! But I'll be damned if I can dance!
I just can't do it!
I'll cuddle up close for the sweetest slow dance of yer life, but I can't "bust a groove"
Fortunately, my x-bitch stated on numerous occasions that I was the exception to the rule that lousey on the dance floor = lousey in bed

oh i've fallen up, down, sideways...

lol it's all about the feet. well not really I have tiny feet. but yeah dancing is my life besides chocolate, music, Japan, and God. I dance all the time. I just got back from a dance competition (3rd place :frowning:) not too long ago. And I do all kinds of dancing. And I don't think it's true that whole theory thing although what chance said had me rolling on the floor lol. When we were in the Latino Salsa Royale Contest thing the guest star was Shakira and some other guy she sang a song with. There were alot of caucasian male dancers that were extremely good. One of the guys who I was partnered up with was really good. Touchy but good. And when we do our hip hop competitions that are unisex, half the guys that dance with us are caucasian. Kenny! Omg! Kenny is the best... German/Russian dancer EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! I LOVE YOU KENNY!!

k I'm done. Oh and most of them are straight. If you think that like in the music videos or something like that, that's not dancing that's a guy grinding his serpent on a girl's backside. Not dancing. But there are guys that actually do dance.

I notice more and more you call her x-bitch, she thing, good names like that where once you called her your x wife. I think that speaks alot of progress. least in my own opinion, you need to develope that hate relationship with her to get thru a divorce.and while I cant dance, and dont, fmy x changed her mind about my bedroom perfomrence AFTER I left the bitch. Im betting yours does too.

NO YOUVE GOT IT ALLLL WRONG ITS ALL IN THE SHOES!!!!!!! and mr. u,chance you know you cant compete with me in bed i please myself 100% of the time!

Tis a good point. I fall more in some shoes than in others.

untrueness! because most of the time when I'm dancing I'm barefooted or just socks are on. Actually most of the time we perform we're barefooted... or maybe that's just spiritual dancing... ah well.

lol well there ya go,apparently your excellent at falling!

dude I only fall when I walk... or bump into stuff... lol that's not the point. You don't need good shoes to dance.

Such as high heels right, try dancing in that!

YES! I always knew I was good at SOMETHING!

high heels are blah

Actually dancing is much easier in my character shoes (2 inch heels) than being barefoot or wearing sneakers.

Yea, see I cannot/willnot dance! The only good things my legs were for is to stand when i pee, thats bout it! Is it possible to dance in Skateboard shoes, they have really nice grip on griptake and if you put DW40 you go crazy.... lets put some on your shoes!!

oh man can you teach me to walk in heels? Sneakers are my main footwear. When I was graduating from Junior High we were practicing walking down the runway thing and I had to practice with heels. There was not one time that I didn't trip and fall. I can't walk in heels for my life!

dude legs are good for much more than that,like kicking people!

Hmm, not if your crippled! how are you going to kick then! Dantek im going to buy you some Girlz shoes, you shall see how totally amazing they are!

Character shoes are more stable than regular heels. I'm not good at walking in regular heels either. I just pretend I can.

lol ah so that's the trick. I remember we tried this dance to the Pussycat dolls new song and I was the only girl who kept tripping in 2-3 inch heels. I was pretty much done