Bob's Demands

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not really.

Where do you draw the sexual harrassment line?

when i start saying i'm touching her and stuff.Steve,compared to what some of the stuff some of the other members have said,this is nothing

I would have drawn it like 10 minutes ago

I love Billys shit, I saw him first year ago when he had opened for whoopi goldberg on an hbo or showtime special.he was fucking great in Boondock Saints too, it took me a bit to realize it was him i was watching on the screen.hes been making me laugh for fucking years.did ya hear his bit about jerking off?after tlling us jerking off is a bad thing becuase it saounds violent and violence and your weenie dont go good together, he talks about his buddy that taught him told him you only get 3 of them and fon the fourth you die, later that day he was never so scared as he was going for number 4.trust me, its much funnier when he says it...

In reply to: Oh yes i forgot about Master Bob. Looks like LeeLee is the first vicitm in his master doing plan. it should of read:Oh yes i forgot about Master Bob. Looks like LeeLee is the first vicitm in his Masturbating plan.Besides that, hes currently busy viewing Mr us tape in super slow mo over and over and over and over...

I DEMAND i become someones sidekick - i have outfits and everything..............

Sidekick Application FormScreen name:Real name:Age:Nationality:Gender:Sexual HistoryRelationship Status: Single/ConnectedVirginal Status: Virgin/Used GoodsFor Female ApplicantsBreast size:For Male ApplicantsHi. Why would you be a good sidekick?Why do you want to be my sidekick?If you were my sidekick, what would I get out of it?* Please note that nationality and age shall have no effect on the decision making process, it is merely for documentation.

I think it's sexist that you ask for female's breast size, but not the males penus size. I demand a change to the application form! besides, if you don't know, how are you going to get the uniform to fit properly?

when i start saying i'm touching her and stuff.Would you feel comfortable saying what you said to a female classmate, face-to-face, while sitting in a classroom?

All male sidekicks will become Eunuchs.

Angel you can be my Sidekick, I'll give you the throwing glitter duty!!

*cries* 

Well you didn't say you wanted to be someones side kick too!! You can be my side kick as well. You can give the bad hair styles as Katie and I do the chicken dance!

ah, I see. well that makes perfect sense then. I'll let this carry on without protesting any more! lol.

Ok I think Bob's lost it lol

I haven't received any applications yet. This makes me very sad.

Awwwww poor BobIts ok Bob someone will apply when hell freezes over

Didn't know bob had it

You're mean.