Originally Posted By: OldFolksEddie your the only angel I know that thinks a halo is for spinning around your dick... J/K Hey its a true talent!!... wanna watch??
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Porn Moves You Should Never Use
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Fuck watching I want private lessons.
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100% agreed.its one thing to lick her asshole, its another to lick poop particles from with in its confines.That is the same disgusting behavior of asking someone to fat in your fucking mouth. What sort of a sick degenerate bastard wants a fart in the mouth? The only thing worse is the excrement eaters. Long turds falling from assholes directly or even indirectly to someones mouth.Now, I have to go throw up a little, and refill my coffee cup.
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I was 25, or there abouts, before I even new there was such a thing as scat lovers. I remember I was sick for the rest of the day when I learned what it was. Thank the god for the Internet to teach us these things. Imagine going through life never knowing that there are people who like to eat shit...
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Originally Posted By: OldFolksThank the god for the Internet to teach us these things. Imagine going through life never knowing that there are people who like to eat shit... Hmm I dunno... I think I'd be okay with not knowing.. LoLAnd let me know when you want me to schedule those private lessons
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Originally Posted By: OldFolksWhile I am a fan of rim jobs, giving and receiving, the ass to mouth thing even in porn was always a turn off for me. I don't know who ever thought that was hot. It's just gross. I mean here you are jackin' along to some nice porn, your about to fire off some knuckle children, and he pulls it out and is shoving it down somebody's mouth.It's enough to make a man lose wood and and hit fast forward. Yeah i have the same opinion here. Rim jobs are awesome both giving and receiving, but to pull your cock out of her ass and put it in her mouth is just foul, and i would never do it, and i honestly dont see how women or men could be turned on by that.
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Oh well, I guess I'm the only one who gets off watching that done on the web. Not too fussed whether I ever actualy do it to someone though.Its also occured to me that I have met both hetero females and gay males of around my age who've done or acknoledged an interest in facials and deepthroating. Infact I doubt very much the former is all that uncommon. I cant help thinking this list should really be called "porn moves that I the author, Sarah Stefanson, dont like and thus noone else should do either".
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omg that is all so true!
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i would also like to add avoiding golf balls and light bulbswhich brings me to a video i saw recently which was called something like the master of kegels i think. the only two parts i remember was the girl hiking a nerf football and shooting out golf balls like a machine gun, she had like six of em in there!!!
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Quote:I never did understand the spitting thing. That's why god invented lube. Spitting just was always a huge turn off for me. Even when I see 'em do it in porn... not that I watch a lot of porn Well... spitting does become a necessity if you don't have any or ran out of lubes during a marathon sex session.And I enjoy the dick slapping when I've got my girl begging.
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Ass to mouth is sick. Who wants shit in the mouth or even the smell.