For a million you better be at my beck and call and be able to suck a golf ball through a garden house. I was actually looking at going to Germany next year to take European delivery on a BMW M6. The salesman I talked to though didn't think you could get European delivery on any M models. If you could, the cost savings would pay for the airfare, plus some. Shipping the car back to the states is still in the price of the car. Unfortunately it doesn't matter, anyway. I'm not getting another car until my house is paid off next year. I don't even know why I need a house. I would rather just live in a good car going city to city and mountain to mountain.What the hell was this thread about? ...oh. Move on past that GED kiddies so you can afford those nice wheels.
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Questions about a GED
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AMAZING!we go way off of topic and still you find away to rbing in the offtopic convo and make it back on topic!Fucking amazing! your my forum hero.
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Originally Posted By: OldFolksFor a million you better be at my beck and call and be able to suck a golf ball through a garden house. Babe I can do that AND more!
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just for clarification purposes...I didnt even notice it till eddi quoted you.. a garden HOUSE?did you mean a large roomy green house or a garden hose?I mean hell it takes a special person to suck a ball through the garden hose, if eddie can do it through a garden house, Id have a recliners cushion in my ass!Id have to give serious consideration to swapping teams if someone could suck a golf ball through a garden house.
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I mean a serious three-ply heavy duty old fashion impossible to roll-up garden house. The recliner cushion in the ass is whole other fetish, I'm not familiar with. So, Eddie, do you give out free test rides to make sure your worth that million?
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anyone that can suck a dick and have that suction pull a cushion into an ass deserves a mil
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Okay, I see. I didn't read close enough. I thought you were just putting the cushion in your ass for shits and grins. I didn't realize it was being sucked up there. I feel better about sittin' on your coach now if I ever come and visit.
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well, would it make ya feel worse if I told ya one of my buddies nailed some girl he brought over one night? He did return the next afternoon with a guy to clean my couch. The next moring over hang overs I explained that since the front room of where he lived at the time was right under my bedroom we heard it all from upstairs and he wuold be cleaning my couch or Id be shitting on his front room floor. He took her home and returned with some guy that cleans carpets and shti for a living and paid him to do it right.More than Id asked for, but I still dont liek to sit on my couch anymore, just because i KNOW what happened there.
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Originally Posted By: ajmakokoYour dad needed 8 MILLION DOLLARS to retire??? Isn't that a little bit excessive (I guess I do live in Nebraska, where the cost of living is pretty cheap... But still....) Eight million dollars before the load of taxes, that is. And it would also cover paying off the house, paying for my sister and I to go to college (as well as a car for my sister and I, I got an '04 Civic a few months ago). Then there's the fact that he always wanted a boat and camper, which he's already bought so... And my mom always has liked wasting loads of money... And at the time he was roughly forty, I think, so that would have been quite a bit of time ahead of him. Although my memory may be foggy since I don't even remember how old I was. I think it was around when I was ten or something.