Friends with benefits.

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Me and my last girlfriend started out as friends with benefits, after we started a serious relationship everything went sour. Now I kind of wish we were friends with benefits again, as the sex was amazing. It's my birthday today, and she called me telling me that she was going to bake me a cake. She should be bringing it over later and I want to know how I should propose the friends with benefits idea.

Happy Birthday! I don't think today would be a good day to tell her. She has gone to the trouble of baking you a cake, and you are proposing to tell her that you want to break up with her, but you'd still like to have regular sex, thank you very much. If she has any spirit, the cake will end up on your face.You can't turn back the clock. If you break up with her, expect it to be a complete break.

We already broke up, like a week ago.

Oh, I see. Actually, reading back, I should have known that. But shouldn't you be moving on?

I am moving on, but I really want to get laid on my birthday and this is my best bet. LOL thats sad but I really liked how things were before we were going out, it was just perfect.

That sounds fine with me, I just don't know how I'm going to get around to the nailing her part.

Damn I'm good LOL. Mission accomplished, I ate my cake with a side of cherry pie if you know what I mean LOL. Best damn birthday ever. However, after the deed she was talking like we were going out even though I never put that out as an option. I love this girl to death, but I've been going out on the town lately and I've realized just how much ass is out there for the taking.

Congratulations, you're a prick.

You're disgusting.

this better be your last little fuck date with her. I mean, I was in a similar situation with my ex. when we first hung out, we were just fuck buddies for a few days then he asked me out, and then he broke up with me after a while. after he broke up with me, well we still messed around with each other for another two months...i'm not sure if you've read my post about it, but yes feelings do get in the way so i'm not hanging out with him hardly anymore. yeah we talk some, but that's not the same as hanging out. talking's cool as long as you don't mislead a person. yeah, when we hung out after we broke up, i still acted like we went out, too, but i knew we weren't. it just happens that way. i suggest you not see her for a while.

Quote:town lately and I've realized just how much ass is out there for the taking. Is it really? so why not go get some of that ass instead of playing with a "freinds" emotions?

Okay even I have to come out (and away from my studying for the test I missed on friday because I was on crutches, mind you) that what you just said was disrespectful to women and showed just what kind of a sex - dare I use the word - whore you are, and the hypocritical state you're in right now.To even have the audacity to make the cake and cherry pie joke...EDIT:I forgot to add the ciche term girls use in movies all the time:Insensitive, Pompous Jerk.

Damn guys, calm down, I was just having some fun with that post, I was trying to be humorous. For one thing she came on to me, It wasn't like I invited her over, pushed her into screwing me, and then kicked her out. If having sex with a girl who is down right asking for it makes me a jerk, then there are a lot of jerks out there. I may like being single, but when she came over on my birthday she made a damn good case for another shot at this relationship business, and I might just take her up on the offer.

PS: I was drinking when I made that last post.

If having sex with a girl who is down right asking for it makes me a jerk, then there are a lot of jerks out thereEven though you probably didn't mean it, you're absolutely right. There are a ton of jerks out there, and you're just another one of them.Congratulations! I won't be surprised to start seeing posts about STDs from you soon.

If you are seriously going to do things like that you need to lay it out straight so they know what is going on, and they can make a choice knowing that you are only using them. Don't lead people on, and especially don't be proud of it afterwards.

I'm not leading anybody on. If anything she is the one leading me on. Plus I think we are going to get back together, so yall can get off my case.

Er... wow. Sorry. After re-reading my post, I decided it was unnecessarily harsh. I could've gotten my point across without using the needless insults. I apologize for that. I guess I was still pissy over having to go through the next day at school with cruthces...

Regardless of the fact that she came onto to you it's still messed up. You probably knew this was going to happen but that didn't seem to stop you. So now she thinks you guys are going out and now you just dug yourself a deeper hole.

Originally Posted By: question?I am moving on, but I really want to get laid on my birthday and this is my best bet. LOL thats sad but I really liked how things were before we were going out, it was just perfect. Ok, well seeing as you made this post then went on to say that going out together wasn't an option... everyone figured that you were just using her... not really hard to do.....

I changed my mind, people can do that you know.