all my shit has to line up, money, health, permits for the big mountain, gear problems, the time...Its all got to work together to get me there, but its on my list, has been for years! I just hope to get the chance for a summit bid at Denali while im young enough and in good enough shape to make a try for it, Id like to hit hunter while Im there, but its the big fucker that haunts me.
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Am I stupid or what?
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Go in april or may, and permits aren't too hard, its the money and the gear that'll get you.
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3 times Iv been too late to get a permit, limited number per season, plus my brother will be going with me gotta line his schedule out with mine to do it. The gear I own, course Im always replacing it, newer better, or worn out and just need new. axes, tools, anti ball plates, coats, tents,front points, crampons, ice screws, screamers, daisy chains, shit wears out, gets unsafe, dull, breaks,Gotta have 2 sets of everything, cant risk getting there and finding out one set is bad and Im just fucked with out even stepping on the mountain.
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Quote:front points, crampons, ice screws, screamers, daisy chains Is it just me, or do those sound like kinky sex toys? I think a sexcapade would do Mr. U alot of good. There is still that punk rock porn video that needs to be made....
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That's true Lish and I think the video should include front points, crampons, ice screws, screamers and daisy chains, among other things. I'll leave it to you to decide how to use them on Mr. U. Of course Chance can help direct you.
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I have several similar tools under the bed but they're not for mountain climbing, they're for mountin' though
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fronty points are crampons ( spiked shit you strap to your boots) that allow you to climb verticle ice instead of just not falling every 3 seconds on horizontal ice, ice screws are what you use to clip a rope to verticle ice when your climbing it, ice tools are for climbing verticle ice, like a tiny specially shaped ice pick with a hammer on the back of it, ice axes are for fall arrest on slopes and balance and a walking stick on slopes and flats.screamers are the shock absorber that goes between the beaner you clip on the ice screw and the dog bone you clip the rope into so if you fall it takes some pressure off instead of just busting out the ice screw and letting you fall to your death. once one person climbs this team mates follow safer and faster by jumarring a rope he placed as fixed and with the jumars (special clamps that grab the rope and give you a handle that slide up it but not down it) the daisy chains are attached to this handle so that you have a fabric ladder for your feet so you can change position, pull up over any bulge by changing foot position, etc. Now some beaners, preferably locking, soem rope, a sit harness, and even daisy chains have been used for some kinky sex in the past and at home, not just on the side of a cliff or frozen water fall.
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ever seen the love swing? I can set one up from a tree or cliff side or bed room ceiling :laughing: my version is much more auhmmmmm, versatile.
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"ever seen the love swing?"What the hell kind of question is that. Have I ever seen a love swing. Who the hell do you think your talkin' to. I've seen shit that would make you wince, sonny. Who sent you the knot tieing links... come on, give me a little credit....ever seen a love swing...
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I had no doubt youd created some, but I was speaking of the commercial one, the one set up like a swing set you dont need to mount in the ceiling, or even that one that you do have to mount.and they dont travel well! give ma a tree in the woods and I can set her up 20 feet off the ground under the stars and climb into the daisy chains and get any height I need to poke what ever hole she needs
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All right... I have seen slings of all derivation and construction . I'm sure not all types but enough. Never been in one, never fucked anybody in one... I don't think.I've also been in a house that was for sale that obviously had one. It was gone but the hooks coming out of the ceiling were still there and there was a big jizz trail stain on the carpet just below where it had been.
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I have a friend with a swing. She lives in an apartment building. She's always after me and my technical expertese to mount the thing to her bedroom ceiling. I keep asking her "how long do you thing I'd be hammer drilling into the core slab before there was an eviction notice on your door?!"But still, the offer of the reward is tempting.
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I've seen the super... no worries there lol
ok, here we are, start of the weekend. My son is now here. All I have to do is keep myself completely distracted from the "what is she doing right now" thoughts for the next 72hrs. Damn I'm self distructive at times. You'd think I'd know better at my age!
*smacks self across face*
ahhh, that's better :laughing:oh, btw...
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all you have to do is not givea fuck!Look ya gotta get this in the right frame of mind, Im dealing wiht the same shit with a buddy who dumped this twat, and she then made sure he saw her iwth a new guy, Now hes all pissy adn he shoudlnt be, hes done with her, its over, think about thet shit she did, she doesnt desrve you, she deserves to be staked inan ant pile with fucking honey poured in her twat.Why do ya givea fuck who she is with? shes a cunt who shit on you and your son, you now have 72 hours to see spawn of unsupervised, take advantage of that, if your gonna think about her then concentrate that effort into hoping for a bus wreck, or a fiery death in the apartment of her lover that burns them both toa crisp like frys left in teh deep cooker for 12 days.Fuck her, the important part is ya got the kid for the weekend, and an extra day, an extra 24 hours with your son, that you normally dont get to see that often, treasure that, fuck her the useless cunt.she fucked it up, not you.
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somethign jsut occured to me, I think I emailed it to ya, if you were not on that list, then goto myspace, view the bulletin I posted, theres only one :P I dont post them often, its the right attitude and your new theme song! or have lish email it to ya, I know I sent it to her! The version on myspace is longer though, just a before and after, no additional music. in fact, fuck it! click me pecker wood! no reason every shouldnt be able to see it, unless of course a mod comes and wipes out my link! then I guess uhh I was wrong and not everyone should of been able to see it.
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you are the voice of reason. None of these things are news to me, I just know I have this ridiculous propensity for dwelling.
The lad and I are watching cartoons now.... bus crash - thought of it.
Also have things like cavity searches at the border and getting arrested for giving alcohol to a minor (wich she will do, no doubt about it)
Also, it occured to me that I certainly don't want my son stuck taking care of some illigitimate idiot half-brother lmaooh yeah, you emailed me that vid yesterday :smile: thanks
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eh, I know you know it all already, but sometimes it pays to be reminded of it.
I cant stop the video ya know, I been singing it for days now, 2 or 3, I forget when my mohter sent it to me, but I been singing it since then. I start laughing for no reason all of a sudden for mr stinky popping in to my head saying either I got a fucking syringe stuck in my head! or I beat my dick like it owes me money! its a curse, I cant get it out of my fucking head, it echo's in there! sorta like the samual adams beer commercial a while back. its no wonder, they both originated from Chappelle. the bastard! -
getting a song stuck in your head is a medical conditionyou're having an aneurythm
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all tha matters is Im gonna go have a samual adams! Itll get ya drunk! takes the taste of hooker spit outta your mouth! and I'll be fucking fat bitches in no time!
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she just calleddamn, no bus crashoh well, better luck next time