Ya know what really grinds my gears

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I look forward to that video as well.

see those people I go ahad and let them hit me them use my truck to push the fuckers off the road and into a tree head first.
I ever tell ya about eth fuck at a stoplight who sat when it went green I honked and the prick held up a finger telling me to wait while he fucked around with his stereo? I dropped it in 4 low and pushed the fucker through the intersection :laughing: fucking dipshit bastards, I honestly hate most the population of the world, I could burn them all and not give a shit.
Roast marshmallows over their fucking flaming corpses and make smores and sing Christmas songs.

Originally Posted By: GrvtykllrRoast marshmallows over their fucking flaming corpses and make smores and sing Christmas songs.Tis a bbbbeautifulllll sentiment.

somehow I knew you would think it a good idea.Il bring chocolate, you get the graham crackers and we can split the marshmallows.

lol. you're so funny

The beauty part is that I do it all with out trying, if you got to try, it cheapens it all, I am jsut naturally fucked up.

Who's bringing the whiskey? I like good Irish whiskey.

Damn Bob, the little Irish fucker. He's always off humpin' or something when you need him.

I made holiday slush the other night... it has whiskey in it! LoL :grin: I've got plenty!!!

Do you ever wonder if Pete and SDP come here and look at these conversations and just shake their heads and wonder what the fuck their apart of?

Okay I'm gonna have to know what that is. It sounds good.The only holiday slush I remember was when we would hide our beer outside and it would freeze up separating out the alcohol. Then you would mix it back together and drink it like a slush.Hey when your underage and money's short you do what's gotta be did.

Recipe is 1 two liter of Ginger Ale, one large can of Pineapple Juice and a Fifth of whiskey. You than put it in the freezer stirring every few hours to make it a "slush" (its finished freezing when all the moisture is icy). To serve you put it in a glass than you add some more ginger ale to wet it. Its yummy and a tradition in my family to have on the holidays. We also add food coloring (usually red or green) to make it Christmasy.. otherwise it's going to look like frozen pee LOLYou can also add more whiskey if you like. My brother usually puts a fifth and a half in his recipe. Though freezing time will just take a bit longer, and of course have a much stronger whiskey taste

yeah where is that little irish fuck? have not talked to bobbo in a long while, where is that fucking white terrorist? kick him in the bean bag too for not being here when I actually stop by, fucking little mickey prick.

I just read open-mouthed in awe.

that is exactly the response I hope for each time I lay my fingers on teh keyboard.Now lets BBQ some fucking christmas carolers and serve them to the homeless!

"I just read open-mouthed in awe."You do realize that could be dangerous... or fun... with this crowd.

Jaw drops in shock

odd enough, or maybe not, a song jsut came on my computer that has some fanfuckingtastic lyrics for this thread, and hte timing is great...
strangle all the christmas carolers
scratch out all thier prayers
tie em up with barbed wire
and push them down the stairs
Ill whittle you a pistol
for keeping nightmares off the blinds
those suns-a-bitches always seem to sneak up from behind

For anyone, and especially for you scotty I highly recomend you look into tom waits, that particular song is wrong side of the road.
ohhh shit a new song!
how could I have forgotten this one, its a christmas tradition!
there was a band who I forget who it was, they recorded a song for a joke and it was supposed to be tom waits and peter murphy singing it, but was really jsut the other band pretending to be them.
Christmas sucks...
Oh, give me a noose I can hang from the tree
I need no excuse to end my misery
This holiday season is all the more reason to die

Oh, pull up a stool and an ear to a fool
Once found some solace in the season of yule
This holiday season is all the more reason to cry

I put on my mittens, one green and one red
And I walk alone where they bury the dead
The snow falls as I breathe
It's a Gothic, death-rock Christmas eve

The bottle is empty
The sleigh has a flat
The stripper in my bed is ugly and fat
Her tassels are tangled and what's worse
My jingle won't jangle

This time of the year makes me sick to my guts
All this good cheer is a pain in the nuts
When it's your career to be down in the dumps
Tidings of comfort and joy really suck

I feel like St. Nicholas is pulling my leg
This thing we call "Christmas" is a sorry black plague
This holiday season is
All the more reason to die

and more research shows good shit!
youtube:
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and BTW, the band was called porn orchard.

Happy fucking holidays

"I highly recomend you look into tom waits"Do you not recognize my avatar? Tom Waits for No One

Actually No, surprise surprise I do not. But I do love Waits, have for years and years since my brother pointed me his way in the late 80's

Well I have put my own spin on it. I tweaked it enough you may not be able to see tom in it at all anymore. That's good cause the intent is me tipping my hat to the devil while strolling through hell.