Stupid things you have done while drunk

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Hey everyone, I was just really at uni on the back of the toilet door all these funny lines, stories and just stuff which people have done when drunk, and it was bloody hilarious. Even took a photo! All the stories were really funny from people talking to the floor because they landed there to guys trying to act tough with trees. Sometimes on this site I sometimes get a little down when I read other peoples stories so I thought we need a funny one where it is just for fun and a laugh. So PLEASE share all lol

Cute funny little story....A group of us went camping. We were camping at the beach. The huge fire blazing high, we were hammered stupid drunk. I remember we were laughing because this stupid guy was burning the sole of his shoe in the fire and melting it while it still on his foot... Laughing to the point of almost throwing up, I had to pee. I left the group to take a piss. I was too drunk to walk way down to the camp facilities so I walked up to this little hedge, pulled it out and began to take a long relaxing piss. I remember I was holding on to some branches so I would fall over and about half way thru it this woman screamed bloody murder and stood up right in front of me. She was soaked thru her shirt and good part of her sleeping bag was covered with my piss. I had no idea I had been pissing on a sleeping camper. Doh! She woke up the entire camp ground up at that moment and the park ranger almost wrote me a ticket for pissing outside but didn't (Thank God) I recommend always looking around before you let go a piss....

WAY too many things.. And too embaressing to share. Let me just tell you my nickname in college was Partygirl.. no lie.. hahahI have broken my foot twice while wasted!!

The most stupid thing I ever did when I was drunk.......mmmmm lets see there are so many things........once I ended up knocking my self out cos I was trying to walk into a wall when the door was actually a few inches to the right........when I was still in highschool, I got drunk and started undressing in a public place thinking I was already home and in my room when a cop asked me what the heck I was doing that for and then accompanied me home so I wont end up totally naked in public giving a free show to everybody........but I reached home without half of clothes on my body......the cop had kindly collected the rest of my clothes and handed them to my mom I got grounded for that.

There is not enough room on the server, or bandwidth in a single country, to detail the exploits of my drunkenness and tales of debauchery while intoxicated on one or another recreational substance.

on my 19th birthday my girl got us a hotel room. my brother threw me a party and i got smashed pretty bad... when me and shann went to the hotel i was attempting to ballet dance. i heard it was hilarious. ... the pictures sure were. but only one i could share with friends. i managed to loose my shorts. Last year’s new years eve(2007) I wasn’t as drunk as the above time. But I was betted some money to drink a beer (I don’t like beer) and I threw up. It wasn;t liek a puck it up type throw up. it was just i took a hudge drink to get it down faster and it all spewed out everyware after tryingto hold it in and swallow it. i still got my money for the effort! lol that one was more of a had to be there type funny thing. cuz it really don;t sound too funny - but it was even to the people liek my girl and sis that weren't drunk.

The only thing that comes to mind is one night after heavy drinking at the bars with a large group of friends we all went back to my friend Leslies house to make breakfast. Everyone was so plastered that I was the only one suitable enough to cook (though not really lol I was pretty wasted myself lol), so I started making scrambled eggs and bacon. Well for whatever reason I felt the bacon wasn't salty enough so re-salted the bacon with a lot of seasoning salt... ended up being A LOT of seasoning salt, so much so that the next day when cleaning up, the grease in the frying pan was like neon orange LOL.Anyways when everyone started eating they were all spitting out the bacon saying it was very salty. Well next thing I knew everyone was screaming around the house "SAAAAALLLLTTTYYY!!" and that was my nickname for a long time lol. To this day if I run into one of them out at the bar they’ll scream SAAAALLTY to get my attention.

That's a very good story to explain away why a whole group of guys call you salty.

I stripped for a group of friends. I made some cash and it led to a short career but I had a couple girls that would never leave me alone again... and I did not like them.

What a coincidence, the most stupid thing that I've ever done while drunk was last night. I slept with my friend's girlfriend.As for funny things written in bathroom stalls, there are loads of brilliant ones in my college.Beside the toilet roll: Pull here for instant mummy costume.Above the gap below the door: Beware of limbo dancers.For best effect, remove pants.War teaches Americans geography.