CAUGHT!!

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3 words guys... LOCK THE DOOR! Yah that's what I do and it has worked pretty well for me and if my mom asks why my door was locked I would say I was pissed off and didn't want to talk to any1 cuz my whole family fights a lot so it's a good excuse for me.

Well, I finally was caught. Doesn't matter too much, though, my mom probably already knew. Ironically, though, I think it might have been the night of my 18th birthday...

Wow!...You didn't say whether it bothered you or not... So... Congrats? So there ya have it.

Bothered me most that she walked into my room and turned on my light when I might have been trying to sleep.

LOL.... That sucks huh?We parents like to do that to our kids from time to time...:o)

Parents do tend to do that a lot I have been caught a dozen times when I was masturbating and esp when I had least expected them They said they will knock on my door and not walk in, when I requested them to stop walking in on me like that, cos I always knock before I enter my parents room and enter only when they say I can come in. That settled my problem.

I might have been caught my my youngest son as he knocked on our bedroom door then opened it, I was think I was busy humping my pillow when he opened the door and quickly stopped my pleasure. Of course it was sort of turn-a-round fair play as one time I opened his bedroom door and found him with his hand in his pants.On another occasion I was stoking my jean covered cock and looking at porn when my wife walked into our "Office"It's really amassing I was never actually caught red handed for how many years I have been milking my cock, I sort of tried getting caught at work in my own shop be masturbating and not locking the door ahead of time.I suspect my mom knew I was humping my pillow or something when I was a teen with all the evidence in my white "T" shirts and to this day I find white "T" shirts a turn on for how many times I creamed in mine. At times my wife asks if I still masturbate when I throw one of my cut up "T" shirts in the wash..... I think she feels I do and accepts it. I can not for the life in me bring her to orgasm so I bought her the "Cone" and encouraged her to use it, she does and enjoys the results.I actually wish I would get caught and then continue to go at it with an audience. She has helped me masturbate one time when I could not climax through intercourse but wanted to so bad so she told me why don't you go ahead and finish it yourself off, I did and she caressed me while I humped my pillow. I only wish when she is going at it with her "Cone" she would ask me to join her and hump my pillow like I will tonight, my pump is priming as I write this.....

Do you sleep on that pillow after you do that?

if I did that to a pillow, then sent it to you, would you sleep on it?besides is there not some shit about its good for the skin?maybe johnny has the skin of a 12 year old on his face!

Quote:if I did that to a pillow, then sent it to you, would you sleep on it? If I washed that pillow, rubbed it all over my kitty and then sent it to you, would you sleep on it?By the way, Mr. U can cum all over my face whenever he wants to. But crusty old cum on my pillow is just icky.

yes, I prolly would.

[quote=DxLISHxISx_43]  Quote:Mr. U can cum all over my face whenever he wants to too. Mr "U" can cum on my face whenever he wants to too. I'll be right there with ya girl...Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

You bunch of perverts. I know, I know... pot, kettle, black.

Hey pot....you are the perviest pervert I know.

And you only know about quarter of it.

so many faces, so little time!now, if I had Lisa's "kitty pillow" I would never manage to get to sleep!!

Originally Posted By: unsupervisedI’ve only been caught by my wife. Fortunately, never by the folks. Closest thing would be my mom emptying my bedroom garbage that was filled to the top with Dixie-cups (they seemed to be a sensible and convenient receptacle) She said nothing but I’m sure the truth was obvious.Recently, I was having a little sleep in. The kid was at school and the missus was puttering around down stairs. The urge struck me so the sheets were down and the dick was up. I was so immersed in my little vacation that I didn’t see her standing at the door. It was a little embarrassing. Even though we masturbate together, there’s still that juvenile “getting caught” thing.She removed her t-shirt to give me a couple of beautiful targets. She told me to go two-handed (she really likes watching me) and I let loose with a load that I had obviously been saving for a few days.I’m glad I was caught.wow, how time flies LMFAO

Shit do change, don't it. It's an endless fascination to me that where ever and what ever you think your going to be doing in couple of years, your generally wrong. However you imagine it is the way it's not going to be.

Originally Posted By: DxLISHxISx_43  Quote:if I did that to a pillow, then sent it to you, would you sleep on it? If I washed that pillow, rubbed it all over my kitty and then sent it to you, would you sleep on it?By the way, Mr. U can cum all over my face whenever he wants to. But crusty old cum on my pillow is just icky. If your female i would.

i had a friend that was doing it in his closet when his mother opened the door and he let a squirt at the same time landing on her foot,