Would this make you gay

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Cartman

Yeah... I don't know why, but this cartman kid keeps on telling us he is gay. It's very strange. I mean, great, you're gay, yippee.

In reply to: If somebody wants to be gay, that's their problem. I just thought that phrasing was kind of interesting. Tried to sound pro-gay, but referred to it as a "problem"...interesting.

You mean the big-boned kid on South Park? He's always making fun of tree huggers and gays.

O.k. I am not gay. I never thought I was. I will not admit it because I'm not gay. I do not get arroused by men, I do not or have never looked at gay pornography, only lesbian pornagraphy. Think what you want its your opinion. Thats fine if you think I'm gay. But I am not homosexual.

Fuck off mrphaethon, Everyone I never said I was gay, This asshole said that.

the more you deny it, the more it seems like you are trying to hide it. just let it go man...if they continue to say it, they'll eventually get tired of it...just stop fueling the fire.

In reply to: I just didagree with there choices. I'm glad to hear it. But just for the record, it's not a choice and just to clear up your English, you don't really need to have "did" in there.

Only if you're a political correctness nerd. By 'their problem' i meant 'their buisness'. Of course saying 'their buisness' makes me sound stuck up. I am not a homophobe so please don't try to make me look like one.

Well, sure, but you just said you watched gay pornography. Lesbians are gay, you know that, right? I mean, first you say you like men, then you say you're not going to beat them up, then you say you're not gay, then you say you like gay pornography! I can't keep it straight!

He can't keep himself straight either.

Ziiiiiing!

you certainly talk about assholes and asses a lot. Tell me, do you drink queer beer?

> I never thought I was I was just wondering if other people thought I was gay.

Once again, people told you what they thought, and you got all upset. I don't get it. Did you just want people to lie and tell you they think you're not gay?

um......so yeah, why is that when ppl suspect a girl to be lesbian, girls usually just take it as joke but when ppl suspect a guy to be gay, the guy just flip ?i am sure u r not gay, Cartman82... u better not turn gay or i will find u and stick a dildo in ur ass....

And he will love you for it!

the first thing I do when i look at a female is look at there breast

And I'm sure the ladies all love that.

I was just wondering if other people thought I was gay.If anyone does, it's probably because of your sig and your obsession with homosexuality.

In reply to: the first thing I do when i look at a female is look at there breast I have large breasts and if a guy continually stares at them when we are having a conversation then i am sorry he gets a slap...........

oh shut up Bob~~ um~ i am a girl, but i don't love strange guys looking at my boobies !! i think it's quite rude~~