Dogs -Vs- Cats

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I can definately see the similarity in their faces.

I wanted to start one actually but I tried twice, the first was a website and it didnt get picked up on fast enough to make the money to support it and the second one was going to be giving sex lessons by demonstrating on peoples girlfriends and wifes the proper path to pleasure.
My soon to be wife quashed that one.

you say something about killin jews? Just kiddin i luv ya lol (im in a weird mood right now)

It was very funny though, he started off with a nice folk song then he slowly turned it into killing Jews. He has been attacked many times by people thinking that he is anti-Semitic, but he is Jewish. Thats the only reason he makes the jokes, if he was Muslim he'd be making jokes about killing Muslims.

And its quite alright Java, if you would lke to chat about it.... naked.

i was jsut kiddin lmao, i knew he was jewish

Not a lot of people do.Did you say you love me???? I hear wedding bells!!

Why does everyone have a cat or dog pic?

flutters eyelashesRob-bob, at first there were a lot of cat avatars, then people got the notion to have dog avatars, now their's a cat-dog war.

But then Java decided to spoil it all by removing her cat and changing it to something lickable.

Alright alright ill bring my kitty back

OOomg lol it's like your trying to get me worked up over this! I like both cats and dogs BUT cats take the win:Extremely agileLand on all fourscleanno drool/slobberelegantsexyA meow is more pleasantcuddly don't have to pick up a cat's shit (whis is smaller and less smelly!)cats don't eat muchSure dogs are loyal and you can teach them more tricks, but they can smell, and you have to give them baths more often. A cat is just such a convenient pet.barricades against all the dog-loving attacks

cats are just so dense though.Dogs are more socialy simmilar to humans. Dogs also love me (ok, so do the damn cats).besides, I'm alergic to cats.

Dogs are filthy creatures. They shit everywhere and ESPECIALLY on my good-caring grass. Everytime I have to clean up their mess (even the gardener refuses sometimes to do this job!!!).Dogs are also a big problem when you invite people to your house (and your dog is really wild). I had a dog that has bitten some friends of mine, our local priest, the vet and some visitor's dogs (my grandfather used to call this dog Satan). Anyway, I thank God because the dogs I have now are really friendly with other people.Generally, I prefer cats than dogs. The irony here is that I'm allergic to cats.Anyway, I have 2 dogs (an Alsatian and a Rodweiler) and a cat, and I really love them all. I have a big garden and I'm sure they feel ok there. My dogs've also learned to catch the stick I throw and return it back to me (amazing) :P

cats rule.

> cats are just so dense though.

That is not true!

> My dogs've also learned to catch the stick I throw and return it back to me (amazing) :P

The cat in the avatar would do the same thing with small balls. She'd chase the ball down, then bring it back and drop it in front of me, and stare at me until I threw it again.

Wow... your cat is adorable!Anyway, I love cats and especially the big fat ones. But I can't hug them or anything... So, keep this cat away from me :PBelieve me, I really love cats. They taste like chicken :P(LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!)

A lot of poor dog behaviour can be traced back to poor training, or more importantly, poor socialization as a pup. But I know it's just the individual sometimes too... it happens.I always recommend the layman takes his new dog to puppy school. It's really worth it for the following years of happyness for both master and beast.btw, don't tell anyone... I don't really hate cats. I just prefer dogs.

The cat I have now will do that too, she wont sit and stare at me waiting for me to throw it again but she brings it to you when she wants it thrown the first time and ater she screws around iwht it a bit she brings it back to have it done again.
My future father in laws dog brings slippers, gloves, opens the door and plays basketball and frisbee. That damnd dog has stuffed my 12 year od son when he was practicing layups there on thanksgiving. Of course its not suprising that damned dog is good and knows so much, really more then Im interested in typing out here, my G/F tells me he spent more time wiht the dog when she was growing up then he did with her.

I lived with a girl who had a cat that fetched. It would only do it with rolled up balls of the foil from a cigarette pack (you Americans might not be familliar with this packaging)

Well my smokes are packed in foil and put inside a fiberboard case with a flip top lid. Yours like that? or all foil?I prefer dogs myself but living in a condo I dont have a yard aside from a 15 x 25 foot patio thats fenced in. I suppose I could hae a small house dog, but I prefer the larger breeds and I think its shitty to have them cooped up where they cant really run as much as they need to. So, alas Im stuck with a cat, hermit crabs and I got rid of the iguana because thebastard tore my house apart and shit on my bed and tipped over my book cases when I went out of town for a week.I had a budy coming over to feed him and check up on the house once a day, the lizard wasnt satisfied with that.He was cool, take him for walks and he would come lay next to me on the couch while I watched tv, never came when he was called but he liked to be around people. When my G?F moved in the snake had to go. Im working on getting her used to the snakes now, start off with a little one and work her up to the kind I used to have. She aint going for it yet but me and the kids are still working on her.I didnt let the snake have control of the house like I did with the lizard, nice locked terrarium or the snake, both of them were about 6 feet long.So I dont have to come back and answer in the future, it was a female red tail boa, pretty close to 6 feet long. The iguana was easy 6 feet long and a male.