Make Money

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About me: I'm 17 and would like to come up with roughly $500-$700. I have about 7 textbooks and 12 DVDs in good condition I can sell, I don't know how much that'll get me, but not all the way. A job would be the most obvious answer, but unfortunately, that is not possible at this point. Any ideas?

Run a good website and get tons of hits and then sell advertising space You can get quite a bit of money that way

Lol, work like two weeks as a detasseler... You make damn good money doing that. It also sucks ass.

sell the text books ASAP. trust me, they will serve you no purpose after school.

Offer some sort of service you're good at doing. You'd have to figure out what you're good at for the answer to this.

a job would be the best option, why can't you get one?

A job would be ideal, unfortunately I'm way behind in my community service hours, AP Chem hw, and I'm leaving town for the rest of the summer in a week.But probably the most expensive things I own that I don't need are my old textbooks, I have maybe 8 or 9. The truth is I've blown money on a lot of useless crap like CDs and DVDs I don't really use, so since I'm religious about keeping those in good condition I'm gonna try to sell those. Going that route, I can see myself getting halfway towards my goal if all things go right.

Damn, looks like your only option is selling body parts on the black market.

Sell your body.

Thats f4 bj's for a dollar !thats cheaper then anyone else gives ! even a date wants dinner, movies, ftalking, its way more expensive then a quarter. youd suck alot of dong, but I think you could reach your goal in a week if your REALLY REALLY good and can get them off fast enough.The question is would a 17 year old kid be good enougn for word of mouth (pun intended) advertising to spread and bring in the customers ?Its all about how bad you want something in how far your willing to go.fPulling a couple hundred dollars in a week with no job and no way tomake money, leaves only options like these.

Lol at least up the price to a buck thats still dirt cheap

You could sell cum filled condoms too. I understand there's a market for them on this forum.

That bring sto mind an old joke, let us hope that Roc and Eddie and any other gay men dont take offense...cant imagine its really offensive ? but not being gay I dont know...Two gay guys are living together and one walks in on the other jerking off into a condom, he says "Oh my god ! are you cheating one me ??!"the one jerking off says, NO! I was just packing your lunch !"Ill know I crossed the line if Eddie and Roc hunt me down and toss mouse traps at my testicles while Im staked to the ground.

You could sell cum filled condoms too. I understand there's a market for them on this forum. As a mod i want to know more about this statement.......

In reply to: Two gay guys are living together and one walks in on the other jerking off into a condom, he says "Oh my god ! are you cheating one me ??!"the one jerking off says, NO! I was just packing your lunch !" I have to admit Chance, that actually made me gag!! Just nasty!

BUT, in your own opinion, as a gay man, is it offensive ?Im actually cfurious about itf, I can understand why it could be but at the same time I dont think it is, a a straight male though, I dont think my opinio on it has any bearing so Im asking, sickening ? sure, thats a given, but offensive ?

HAHA!!!!! I like that one! There is also the other good one (I think I saw it here a few months ago):Four gay guys are in a hot-tub together (no llama) and they're all having a fun chat when suddenly, a condom floats to the surface. They all look suspiciously at eachother until one of them finally speaks up, "All right, who farted?"

Thats disgustingly funny. Nice Bob.

real life reminds me of jokes and jokes remind me of life.once in high school my brother was home onleave from the air force, he was in the basement banging some broad, and I came home from school, he runs past me onthe stairs, hits the shitter, flushes and comes out all red faced, the girl is now upstairs and by me, I head to the shitter to piss, there inteh toilet is a rubber floating around and around with the water filling up the bowel for its next use.i piss, walk out into the front room, withthe girl sitting there and my brother looking guilty, and say "HUh dickhead, looks like you shit another one huh?"he beat the fuck out of me, I was laughing so hard I couldnt even fight back and even being hit didnt stop my laughing.That one led toa broken arm, only then did I stop laughing at him. Come to think of it I still owe him for that, I never did get even for breaking my fucking arm, is 20 years to long to wait to take revenge, or jsut right so that they dont see it coming ?Revenge is a dish best served cold and all that.....

I'd say go for it, but since you're in the US, you wouldn't hear me...