If he only had on a tool belt and you safety goggles then you're fine. To be on the safe side though please follow this ancient ritual: You must quickly get 5 fresh used pads and place them directly on the spots on your wall. Sniff each one for 5 seconds while wearing your sister's underwear.
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The greatest thing just happened to me...
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Crikes, I have no sister. I'll have to solicit donations. Ladies, please send them to:Steve D. Lazee-Gie666 Lethargy LaneSodom, FL 33666If you enclose a SASE, I will return the item after I evaluate it.
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sticking a celery stalk up your ass can work in place as well
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You guys are HILARIOUS!
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We are happy that you are pleased, because pleasure is our business.
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i had a few wet warts today so mine will have to wait
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i think i see the face of jesus on one of my skid marks
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right next to the sour cream potato chip one
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Well if that's your business you need to get fired.
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In reply to: maybe a new doctorine of "Katie-ism"? Only for you unsupervised wink Besides, oily nipples and and a foriegn guy (plus that beer you owe me) all sounds good to me ^_^
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In reply to: sticking a celery stalk up your ass can work in place as well before, during or after the act? Pleeeez I need to know right now
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I'll stick a stalk up the rears of each of the board bangers, if it'll help them get the boards laid straight.
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In reply to: laid straight. I'd say that suggestion went out the window 100 posts ago. DO you have guys doing you windows too?
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it needs to be up there for at least 12 hours, afterwards cut it up into chunks and serve with dip
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doesn't it come with it's own dip at that point?
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yes black bean dip, just serve chilled
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In reply to:DO you have guys doing you windows too?They don't do Windows, just Linux. Two of my three living room windows won't stay up (kind of like my laptop, which runs windows), but parts are no longer obtainable. But bean dip and tahini and tabouli and baba ganoush all sound good to eat. (By the way, Baba Ganoush and Tabouli are the names of the first two cats ever cloned.)
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In reply to: Two of my three living room windows won't stay up try ViagaraBaba Ganoush is also a perenial contestant on MXC (and part of the MXC drinking game I invented)
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I can't believe you didn't say anything about eating (cloned) p*ssy.I had a problem with Windows staying up on my laptop. The other think on my lap stays up fine. Should I put a Viagra in the hard drive?
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In reply to: Should I put a Viagra in the hard drive well, that just sounds redudndant, don't you think?
