The greatest thing just happened to me...

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I know it's hard, but I want it to last longer (so it doesn't lose data).

then rub a little bit of "baby oragel" on it, that should help it last longer

It all makes sense now. The delivery trucks are always speeding through my neighborhood to make up for all the lost time.

In reply to:It all makes sense now.Yes, it all makes sense now. But why do the UPS and FedEx guys keep coming to my door? And why don't those companies hire ladies?

You already had a pregnancy scare once this week...be safe with the delivery guys this weekend.

if he puts the celery up his ass, is he having anal?will he loose his virginity??

They never come on weekends. I think they are already in commited relationships. They are just using me as an objective of their deliveries. But the UPS guy had a nice package.You're right about pregnancy. They do deliveries, but not the maternal kind. It could get costly.

I think they get turned on by all the butt plugs and handcuffs you order. If Jose stops by to deliver a package on Monday, invite him in for a light lunch...some celery sticks along with the great spicy bean dip you make will really make him want you.

In these parts you don't have to order that stuff by mail On the other hand, if you want a book...

i wonderif u have a candlelight dinner with someone,will that be the end of ur normal relationship and become a 'real' relationship?and what about light lunches?

It depends. Can you pee standing up?

yes, why, can i get an std or a baby from that

Sorry, the governor signed a bill into law making reading illegal in the state of Florida. Threre are no books.If I get caught with a computer I could be in serious trouble.

No, but there is a big chance ur sister will get pregnent if shes not cut

Is Ken cut?

She might have to shave then else she will become gay

The llama is dead and Amanda has 7777 posts. The Four Llamamen of the Apocalypse are on their way, and the end is nigh.

In reply to: Is Ken cut? yes but the mohel was drunk and.... wooooops!I feel bad about the llama. May a present a couple of Alpacas to get you all through the night?

It's all right, it's all right...with al packers.

shit, I think I went to school with Al P.