those are pearly penile papules
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The greatest thing just happened to me...
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Then why are they lactating? (sp?)
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STD probably, have you played unprotected hopscotch lately?
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I knew I should have had that piece of chalk tested. Dammit! Its always in the last place ya expect it to be!
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Never play hopscotch on asphalt...once the chalk hits the asphalt it becomes infected, however, if you tap it on a tree three times that cures it, but if you tap it four times it becomes infected with HIV. You see people have it all wrong. AIDS didn't orginate with monkeys, it came from chalk, it's one big conspiracy.
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And we wonder who is behind all of this? Well, you just gotta ask yourself who is the worlds lead users of chalk? People who wish to destroy the youth of today? People who have set themselves up in positions that would make them the most unlikely of suspects?
TEACHERS!!!
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In reply to:i have a master and visa card, not american express thoughWho's your master? In fact, who's your daddy?
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my brother is my dad
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> TEACHERS!!!
Today I went to the bank to order new checks. I just wanted my address punctuated properly, so the guy asked me if I was a teacher. He had another customer who cared; she was a grammar (his word) teacher.
So because I play guitar, I'm not supposed to care about punctuation or something? And why doesn't anyone else use semicolons? They link those related clauses oh so nicely.
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I agree.
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I used to spend a lot of time correcting my teachers (not spelling, of course).
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra...
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AMOL!!!!
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!em ot raelc si lla ylneddus
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Fantasy thread?
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Yes it's real. Amanda wouldn't lie.
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If Amanda said it, it must be true. Except there was no Cuban.
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shall i light your cigare?
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Yes it is real...I was going to write part two of the experience but now nobody wants to hear
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In reply to:
No, but you can make me a drink
I can also lead a horse to water.