rofl, this is like The Simpsons - it starts with a story then gets to the point where it is so random you can't even remember where it started. Thanks for the laughs!
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The greatest thing just happened to me...
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The llama came back to life this morning...she was just joking with all of us but now she wants to be cut
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Was she on life support, in a persistent vegetative state?
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If I offerd to chuck her on the gille, you can be assured that she was never "vegetative"
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sensation... maybe.
but juicy...yep 100% -
Do we start with a Memphis dry rub?
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In reply to:
what American fears and admires
Do you mean what American Airlines fears and admires? Because I don't think they fear anything but besides higher fuel prices, and I don't think they admire anything except a first or business class ticket.
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._.; you guys scare me a little(that's not bad.) What is bad ismy girlfriend wants to know if you swing Amanda
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Yeah I love swinging....my dad built the greatest swing set in my backyard last summer
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Yo, we don't swing long distance. We swing in da 305.
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lmao....
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mabe you got preeclampsia i saw it on tv it wuz kewl u no man like iz yor left ichee why dont u use ur toes insted?
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I never knew vagaina could do that to your fingers! Have you tried hitting your hand with a mallet to nutralise the itching? I honestly dont know what you can do there because I'm not a doctor. Soak your hand in some warm soapy water for a while? Use your tooth brush on it? lol I dunno... somthing?
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well I think that suurogate body parts are in order and I happen to carry a doner card.
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i have a master and visa card, not american express though
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In reply to:
well I think that suurogate body parts are in order and I happen to carry a doner card.
Are you really willing to give up your vagina? Seems a bit... oh, I'm gonna say it... seems a bit rash.
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well i gave up my clit to a girl who lost hers in a car accident
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No no no, she didn't lose her clit, she said c-lit, as in cigarette lighter. Poor Amanda...
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oh well that's okay, i was born with two, so i had one to spare
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Well, if you ever need a spare nipple, I have 17 on my left thigh.
