Scariest "papa"

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I would see this post more for the guys, but girls can contribute by posting about their dads and what the boyfriends did.What are some funny stories of you meeting your girlfriends dad? Mine would be I called my girlfriend during dinner and it turns out that she was having like a serious talk with her dad or something and the dad picked up the phone and said "learn some manners I don't want you dating my daughter" That realationship ended a little later

Caught with my fingers in all the wrong places.

In the candy dish??

Yup. I just love those edible lips!!

omg lolmines tame in comparisonmy younger and quite shy ex came over for a bbq with my family and another friend of ours.the first thing my dad said to him wen we wer done was "wat do u c in rachel" my poor bf just froze - he had a hard enuf time trying to say that stuf to me but dad came right out and askedmy dads really not all that scary but he knows the right things to say lol i warned my current bf tho wen he finally gets to meet my parents,but then i dnt kno if dad will ask that one again considering the crap he copped from mum and i

Once when I was in highschool I was dating this guy that my father did not like. I was on the phone with him one night and my dad picks up the other phone and bellows "Alright son, tell me something. What exactly are your ententions with my little girl?" My boyfriend just froze up on the phone and ended up hanging up on me! We ended up breaking up a week or two later lol

LOL! That's gotta suck!!

I have too many to count but one time my dad chased my sister's ex halfway across town in an old old old beat up jacked up about to die BMW to go kill him for sneaking into her room the night before. He caught him in his driveway and almost ran him over. lol yea my dad's a pscho.

You know oddly enough I never met any of my boyfriends fathers LoL. I never thought about that until this thread.

Well, I met Adam's father briefly one time but we ever said anything to each other. Other than that I have always met the mothers and they have all loved me.

All my ex-boyfriend's parents loved me... it was my parents who hated the exs

shannon's dad is pretty cool. Its her mom i'm scared of. lol but her dad just walked in on us making out in her room. She thought it was funny but i didn't...well for that minit she did she ended up gettign introubel for it later after i wasn't there. but he came in and she was on me kissing and i heard the door and was saying her name to stop and then her dad just peeked in asked her a question and shut the door. and she thoght it was funny that i got scared ...... ummm her dad busted her kissing all over my neck..yea i'm going to be scared.

HA HA omg thats just crazy

It's usually the opposite with me, usually the moms love me. I always get along with girls a lot better than men.

in reply to NtroducingMyself it may be beacuse dads tend not to wrory about son's as much when it comes bf's or gf's becouse , i assume the reason for this is in most cases a boy/teen/man can look after himself ie harder to get raped etc compared to a teenage female, im not saying females are weaker or less able , its jsut a man cant really be raped

Of course a man can get raped. A guy could be raped and abused in a relationship just as easily as a girl could.

The first time I met my girlfriend's dad...We had just sat down at the dinner table and my gf took a nite to eat so I assumed it was okay to start eating, so I did. Next thing the dad says "Oi, what are you doing?! We haven't said grace yet". He was just kidding but it scared the bajesus out of me.A few weeks ago I was installing insulation into my dad's house and was talking to her dad and I said something like "yea and I hear you have to keep everything covered up" and replied with "you better keep it covered or you'll have a problem on you hands" (he was alluding to a condom). It was incredibly awkward. He always seems to try to make me embarrassed but luckily my gf and her mum always scold him for doing so.

Oh man, that does sound awkward man. My friend went through a certain situation like that, except with the mom.

Couldn't you give a guy Viagra or something and rape him?

I was actually the first boy-friend my ex-wife's dad ever liked.Now, I was dating this young thing with enormous... well anyway... back in the teen years.Her dad was a severly drunken newfie and I couldn't understand a word he said when he was yelling at us.

No. Viagra will only give a guy an erection if he's stimulated and wants to have an erection. But sometimes a guy will reflexively have an erection, even if he doesn't want to have sex. Also, a guy can be sexually assaulted without penetration.That's why parents are more concerned about their daughters than their sons, if accidental pregnancy is what they're worried about.