ya know most times your shit make me laugh, rather like you so dont take this as a pesonal attack.Mormons are not christians. They say they are but thier leaders, Id have to look it up to remember what one it was, its one thats dead now, said " we dont belive in the smae jesus that others belive in"and the bible says that its the rule of god and talks about there being no other books, now the mormons give you "The Book of Mormon", another testiment of jesus christ.In one of its religious senses, the term "canon" refers to the literary works accepted by a religion as Scripture. The word derives from the Hebrew qaneh (reed), which came to mean "measuring rod" and then "rule." It thus indicates the norm or the standard by which all things are measured. Latter-day Saints accept a more extensive and more open canon of scripture than those accepted by other Christians and by Jews. Latter-day Saints accept, in addition to the Bible, the Book of Mormon, the Doctrine and Covenants, and the Pearl of Great Price. These four scriptural collections are called the Standard Works.and the Mormons, the LDS, call it what ya want are the original polygamists. god said have lots of wives and they said "amen" and then they said we want to be a state! and and the United States said "No, not with that shit, abolish it and then you can get statehood" and then god said "uhhhhhhh ya know that have lots of chics and marry em thing? well forget it thats not my decision no more"They change as needed for politics and everythig else. its too long to go into here and far to madening to type it all out but do your research, the mormons fit every definition of the word "Cult" and not a asingle other church views them as christians even though they all hate each other they still view each other as christians.Know anthing about the mountain meadow massacre? Mormon mountain meadow massacre And here is something that honestly sems to be really typical of the whole attitude they have, an attitude I deal with on a daily basis living in Utah with the bastards trying ot control the whole place Mormon examples of following christ The more I think about it the more it all pisses me off so Im ending this here and we can continue it again when i have the time and energy. Probaly not tomorow, got too much to do monday but maybe Monday night, since Im certain that Im going to be beaten upon by many people that read this and will be forced to defend, or maybe not? never know since this is a world wide forum and not local to my neck of the woods
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I found a site that makes me ill
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Actually i gave up argueing with them, thy cant change my mind and they wont be changed by simple truth and my presentation of it so i dont bother anymore, they tresspas and solicit and I have them arrested for it now, its good fun and pisses them off gratly. i have answered the door in a pair of shorts and no shirt smoking a cigar and drinking a bottle of bud at 11 am, they only wanted to talk more and save me.
I even opened that beer when I looked through the peep hole and saw them jsut because I figured it would upset them and instead they wanted to save me even more. They wre pissy because im covered in tattoos and with no shirt and just shorts on you can see most all of them, this seemed to make them think that the devil himsef put them in my skin instead of the thousands of dollars I spent myself in getting them done over the years. -
Those ploys are no good. You must answer the door completely nude. Bargain with them. Tell them you'll put on their magic underwear if they'll give them to you. Then you can discuss the finer points of your spaceship, and other important matters.Since their leader, Joseph Smith, is dead, I'm not sure that Mormonism fits the strictest definition of "cult", but for all practical purposes, it is.
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Actualy this sounds like fun. If I were to try this ploy, what ya think my odds are on getting off scott free? I mean Id be in my own home and not in public so did I do anything illegal? or did it becoe illeal when I opened the door exposing my self?Got to look into this shit before I try it out.
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As long as they're adults, I don't see why there would be a problem with their seeing you nude in your own home. But you might want to check the laws in your state first.
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God could only hate homosexuals if it their was really a godOh yeah. I didn't read anyone elses replies... So your all probably talking about something totally differn't now.
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God never married. He did have a quickie affair with a married woman, but it didn't last. We don't know what His sexual orientation is.
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"We don't know what His sexual orientation is."Well he did travel around with 13 other fella's. How conclusive that is I'm not sure, may have just been like a gang of street thugs, going around a trashing temples and rebeling agaist money changers and what not. But, I do seem to remember something about one of them kissing him.Does this qualify as blasphemy?
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I never really though if it that way before. So god had an affair with a married woman and knocked her up and its OK for him but not for us, an people think Im the hypocrite, what a bastard.
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But, I do seem to remember something about one of them kissing him.
Well, he never kissed them on the mouth.
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Oh really, suggestively then where did he kiss him? Its a good thing I never talked to the nuns at school like this...lol
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Well he did travel around with 13 other fella's.That's God's illegitimate son you're talking about. He seemed to have a low sex drive, but there is some speculation among serious historians that He had an affair with Mary Magdelaine, and may even have had offspring. That was the basis for the highly fictionalized Davinci Code.
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we dont belive in the smae jesus that others belive inYeah but what was before and after this qoute? If you take on sentance out of about 20 speechs given by one organisation you can make somthing sound differant to what it actualy means.and the Mormons, the LDS, call it what ya want are the original polygamists. god said have lots of wives and they said "amen" and then they said we want to be a state! and and the United States said "No, not with that shit, abolish it and then you can get statehood" and then god said "uhhhhhhh ya know that have lots of chics and marry em thing? well forget it thats not my decision no more"Most of the men died on the treck over, in those days women were for house work and simple easier works compaired to the men eg plowing, rounding up horses. Poligamy was more there because there were not enough people to take care of the women. Also imagine being in a place where you probrably have no chance of getting a husband because the women to men ratio is pretty high. Pretty depressing life really. They abolished it because they had no choice, I doubt they wanted to start a war with the US government over it.>Know anthing about the mountain meadow massacre?I doubt the prophet at the times sent the order to kill a bunch of civilians sounds like a bunch of corupt gready people taking advantage of an opertunity.>Mormon examples of following christ Again I doubt the prophet told the missionarys to write angry messages as standard protocal. Every religion has its fuck ups they were in that group of fuck ups by the sounds of things.Can you get the passage about the elephant stuff? I dunno where it it but it would be interesting to see.The majority of Utah Mormons are twats, I ran out of gass there and waited 2 hours for anyone to stop then some non morman guy stopped and helped me out. They are jusdgemental cunts, I have a mohawk, they dissaprove, so they dont stop. So much for brotherly love and all the other stuff they are supposed to do.I have Utah mormans I have to say, they dont know they own religion and teach stuff that contradicts each other most of the time. They look down on everyone and push their beliefs on everyone who doesnt want to go to church like they get a fucking medal if they convert them.I remember when I couldnt be arsed to go to church for a few weeks and the youth leader brought down the youth woke my ass up and basicaly forced his way in to teach the lesson at my house. I fucking hate them I really do so I know where your coming from I lied there for two years. Anyone who isnt a memeber is fucked basicaly, 19 to buy cigaretes reduced alcohol in booze, cheaper driving insurance to kids who pass their "egal scout" bull shit. Its a morman related culture, if you dont like it I would recomend moving. But this is because the people are dicks. Just because the people are dicks and dont know what they are talking about doesnt meen the religion cant make any sense and such. Its like judging a book by its cover, agreed they are cunts. Im with you all the way on that one. I was called crude and sick in school because I would make a nughty joke from time to time or swear. Classed as a fucking perve, I fucing hated the bastards and contemplated killing them all many a time. It took me a long time before I could be socialy accepted and learned I had to watch what I say most of the time because their minds are to frail and sheltered to say what I want to say because they will whine and complain.God teaches that youre supposed to love everyone no matter or beliefs or anything else so they are fucking hipocritical shit bags.>not a asingle other church views them as christians even though they all hate each other they still view each other as christians.Youre not supposed to hate any other church and stuff and accept they can believe what they want. Other churches protest outside temples and stuff ours doesnt, or isnt supposed to but every church has its dumbasses. You believe in god = youre a christian that simple.
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You believe in god = youre a christian that simple.I assume you mean belief in the divinity of Christ. Othwise, Moslems and Jews are Christian.
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Since their leader, Joseph Smith, is dead, I'm not sure that Mormonism fits the strictest definition of "cult", but for all practical purposes, it is. Congrats captain ignorance Joseph Smith wasnt ever "the leader" he was a prophet for a few years.>Tell them you'll put on their magic underwear if they'll give them to youHey how about I make fun of some shit you believe in. I have some magic underwear you can wear its got a strap on on it you can wear them inside out and shove it up your ass.
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"He had an affair with Mary Magdelaine"Yes I have read about this. I was being tounge in cheek. There is a much better, more serious book on this than The Davichi Code. I can't quite remember the name though...something like The True Grail or something similar, it was published in the late seventies or early eighties.
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Joseph Smith wasnt ever "the leader" he was a prophet for a few years.So was Jesus. He also led a cult for a while.> Hey how about I make fun of some shit you believe in. I have some magic underwear you can wear its got a strap on on it you can wear them inside out and shove it up your ass.Go right ahead. What shit do I believe in?It's always open season on adults who believe fairy tale stuff.
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I said God not A god, if i ment another god I would have said Bhuda, or whatever.>> Joseph Smith wasnt ever "the leader" he was a prophet for a few years.>So was Jesus. He also led a cult for a while.Exactly but the religion isnt about Jesus its about God. Jesus was Gods son, God created earth and stuff Jesus came down did some cool stuff spread word about GOD not himself then got killed put simply.. Who the hell was he praying to if he was the only person who everyone worships?
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Smith invente the entire thing. he was the boy that claimed ot have a talk with the angel Moroni, he was the wone that wrote th rules of the church and talked to god and ran the militia until he was killed. He was hte one who wrote the book of mormon looking into a hat with two rocks in it while translating it to a relative of mine. That was harris, and he swore up and down he saw the shit joey saw and he swore it was real and was one of th 3 witnesses to the book of mormon and when he died, he had left the church and turned said in public that it was a false church.If your going to defend it you need to do all the reearch and question the inconsistancys you find on your own. I was born Mormon and never belived but I had to goto all the church meetings and primary and all the functions. I know far too much. and the we belive in a different jesus then others was from Brinkley (Hinkley? Gordon be _inkly) in more then one speech he said that and it was inresponse to questions from others when he was defending his church.I grew up in Utah and have faced the church in a lawsuite to have my name removed from thier records as a member, after many unsucessful attempts at fun to get excomunicated because it occured tome that I had braggin rights for that act.On another note, I am trying ot debate this ina rational adult manner. You cant change my mnd and I probally wont ever change yours. im looking at it more as a exchange of ideas instead of personal attacks so if we are going to continue this lets try to keep it on this level.
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Shit!I forgot the eephant stuff.Read it long ago but Im not sure where, whe I get home tonight Ill see if I can find it a type it up for you.
